What are your quirks?

Come on, just confess it. We all have at least one.

Ok, here's mine, I have this hang up where I just can't buy food and toilet paper at the same time. I have to get them separate. I'm sure there's prolly some psychological, deep-rooted, irrational, emotional reasoning they would put me on heavy medications for if they could figure it all out but , like, whatever.

It's like, if I have toilet paper in the cart with groceries I just start thinking about the juxtaposition of it all. Food. Shit paper. Cold hard facts of life right there in front of me. And I realize I'm just the intermediary in this whole little plot of Mother Nature's and the witch didn't even ask for my consent. I'm just being used like a cheap, two-bit hooker on a drunken Saturday nite. Like the universe has conspired against me for its own twisted amusement and I have absolutely no say in the matter whatsoever. Shit happens. Yeah, Ha Ha Ha, so funny I forgot to laugh.

So, I buy my toilet paper separate. Take that universe.

And so, What are your quirks?

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What are your quirks?
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