Why am I up this early? or How's the weather?

Why the hell am I up this early? Well, I'll tell you. It's not 'cuz I'm a good country girl eager to get a start on the day at the break of dawn since it won't even be light for another hour or so. And what will I see when it is finally daylight? Cold.

Cold. Hard. Winter.
Fuck. It's -20 F this morning and that's without wind chill. I know a lot of other places are colder and all that but they aren't delicate, precious me who withers like a flower in this cold shit! I don't like this cold shit! I want to stay in bed all damn weekend! BUT it is my turn to keep the woodstove going and it is my job to tend the stoopid chickens when it's daylight even tho I will face perilous conditions and most certainly face my own demise at the cruel hands of heartless Old Man Winter. And that's why I'm up this stoopid early.

And why are you up reading this?

And speaking of others having it worse, I've been watching the storm chasers in other parts of the country. It's a disaster in some spots. I really hope everyone manages to stay safe.

And I hope everyone manages to have the best day they can. Blessed Be.

Why am I up this early? or Hows the weather?
Why am I up this early? or How's the weather?
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