What's the most insulting compliment you've ever received?

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

Like, "You're very pretty for a fat girl."

Or, "It's amazing that you can have such a low I. Q. and still be so good at your job."

Has anyone ever told you anything like that?

[genericname85]

When I lost 30 kilos, I was complimented on the effort that made my arms look less masculine. I mean I still had decent muscle but my fat distribution was actually doing me a lot of favors cause it was well distributed on my body. Made my arms look more burly

[Justme1993]

You don't look autistic I have high functioning autism I wasn't offended I just laughed it off

[Wodens_Apprentice]

You should've drooled all over them.

[_Jenny_]

@EveryDayIsPretzelDay Before I got my breast implants, guys would tell me that I was sexy for a girl without any boobs

[kitty91996]

You’re chubby but that doesn’t mean that you’re ugly.

[QuineJessica]

For sure 💯

[OneViewpoint]

I usually piss people off to a degree that they aren't capable of hiding their insults in a thinly veiled compliment. I usually get "you're an asshole". Yes I am. Perhaps you'd be happier somewhere else. But if you want to find out just what sort of asshole I am, keep going down the path you're on.

[andreasderjuengere]

Someone once told me that I'm "quite normal".
Needles to say that I had cut off the connection.

[Staximus]

My friend’s daughter told me one time “you’d be alright looking if you weren’t so fat”

[Wodens_Apprentice]

When a police woman called me a big friendly giant. I've felt enraged years later.

[blackeagle007]

“I love your shaved head, it makes you look older”

[LiamJHayden]

You're smarter than you look.

[ThisSiteSux]

You have the biggest dick of all of your friends.