
It's FUN Friday, and a holiday weekend here in the US, how about a joke.
Please tell us your best joke.
While you're thinking about that, here's a good one.
A man has his first child, a boy, but is surprised to find out that his son has no torso, no arms and no legs.
Anyway, he is proud of his son and takes good care of him, raising him to adulthood.
On his 21st birthday, the proud father takes his son to the local bar so he can have his first drink.
Father orders him a beer and holds it so he can drink it. As the son takes a sip, POOF out pops his torso. Another sip and POOF out pop his arms. Everyone in the bar is excited now, telling him to drink it all up.
He downs the beer and POOF, his legs pop out.
The son is so happy he jumps up and stumbles out of the bar. He is quite drunk after all.
He stumbles into the street and is struck by a bus, and dies on the spot.
Back in the bar, the father is so sad.
The bartender, trying to console the father, says...
"The boy should have stopped when he was a head."
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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury!
An old one:
Someone walks in a bar and sees Bush and Tony Blair (UK PM at time) are talking.
The guy goes to them and asks whats you plan for the middle east in the end? Bush replies: to kill 15 million muslims and one dentist.
The guy asks a dentist? Why a dentist?
Then Bush turns to Blair and says: see? No one questions the 15 million muslims
So a couple is going to have a baby. The ultrasound confirms that the baby will be born with some deformities. The parents decide to go ahead with the pregnancy. When the mother finally delivers the baby it has no arms or legs. In fact it was just a big ear. The parents exclaim what could be worse than this. The doctor replied "It is deaf, too"
What do bees 🐝 say to each other in a heatwave?
They say its warm
How could babies and young children's doesn't come with lids? 😆
I love that meme
Oh, hahahaha...
LOL... funny