Since I was a kid I liked to fart silently and then one person would talk about how somebody farted and they all started blaming it on each other, "was it you" trying to figure out who had farted and I would try to keep a straight face as long as possible without bursting out laughing.
It was hilarious and caused a lot of nostalgic memories... I never grew out of this. I'm still a big kid on the inside.
Like we'll be out with my girlfriend and her family and I'll fart silently and watch the whole family try to blame it on each other.
Or we'll be at work or somewhere and I'll blame my fart on the stuck-up conventionally attractive hot girl in her early 20s who believes her shit doesn't stink.
Recently though one of my friends called me out on this. He said if I kept on doing this that he wouldn't invite me to our friend group hangouts anymore. He told me that it's an asshole thing to do and absolutely disgusting.
And I was like really? Is it not funny? Aren't farts always funny? Is it really an asshole thing to do and disgusting? Of the bodily functions farts don't even make my top 50 of disgusting.
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