What effect do you have on yourself and others when you fart? Does the world stop for a second?

LovingLoverReturned

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Tell me about them... I don't allow people to smell mine. I'm not careless.

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Anonymous
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Since you brought it up.
I hate wasting food.
We bought celery and no one was eating it.
I wasn't going to throw it away.
So I cut it in half so the whole stalk would fit in a sauce pan and I boiled the stalk of celery in a little less than a liter of water with beef bouillon.
Then I snacked on it all afternoon.
Then for the next few months I actually had less gas and when I did have gas or a BM it smelled like vegetable soup.
So... I've been crop-dusting my coworkers for a few months and no one even realizes it.

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They get to smell my whiff for a few seconds, if there IS one. Probably have a great laugh over it, too and, laughing is quite good for you!!

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- LovingLoverReturned
  
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  I doubt people laugh at the SMELL of farts... maybe the sound but that smell will quickly wipe any laugh off, depending to who the perpetrator is lmao
  
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- FunkyMonkee
  
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  Not if you make jokes about how bad it smells.
  
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Yes, when I fart, the world definitely stops for a few moments… or at least my immediate vicinity. My farts are super loud/long/drawn out/generally massive, so people tend to laugh at them (as do I). The smell of my farts usually isn’t as funny.

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NathanDavis Follow
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that would be some powerful... gravitational wave~electromagnetic field~shaking... clear the room phenomena...

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Berhudarol Follow
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It is rude to do that in my country when you are in public.

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- LovingLoverReturned
  
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  Hmm... rude to do among people ""on purpose"" I agree but if there is nobody near, why not? i think it is not healthy to keep your fart.
  
  Just excuse yourself or move away from people.
  
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- Berhudarol
  
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  Yes no problem if there is nobody around.
  
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exitseven Follow
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yes, it is usuually an epic moment.

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Philyouup Follow
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lmfao. love the question!!

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Anonymous
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lol, or several seconds sometimes lol

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Luckycharms12 Follow
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I don't care just wind

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  And say excuse me
  
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