My grandsons girlfriend

[oldbutgold]

Hey guys so I'm 67 and my girlfriend is 19, she is actually my grandsons girlfriend so my problem is really bad. She's been cheating on my grandson with me for six months. She's a little chubby but I like em either way at my age hahahaha! I bet a lot of you men can relate, you filthy dogs! Hahahaha! Any way we fooled around one night and I got her pregnant, big oops! We're thinking about pinning this problem on my grandson, but the thing is they haven't even had sex yet, so I'm thinking maybe they should have sex and she can use that as a story to pin the pregnancy on him. Any advice?

[KingJR]

Create an elaborate situation with her and your grandson that includes aliens and Arnold Shwarzenegger. Where your grandson assists Arnold in defeating said aliens and at the end makes sweet sweet love to that girlfriend of yours...au natural. Then BAM! She's preggers with "his" baby!

[HaggardDiva]

Ahahahahaha!

[MtnDewMan]

Way to go you still got it! When were you born? During the time of the dinosaurs and you aren't spewing out dust? Props old man mad props! Get some!

[oldbutgold]

you don't think what I did to my grandson was wrong?

[MtnDewMan]

no its is very wrong and you should feel like sh*t for it no even worse than sh*t cause she will end up having a baby and your grandson will think it is his and he is going to start his young life with a child he genuinely thinks is his and feel obligated toward it. You must tell him I would never wish that upon anyone and I know I would hate it if it happened to me if you love your grandson and have any morals you will tell him

[LilyTaylor]

If this is a joke, your a sick f***.

If this is real, your a sick f***

[oldbutgold]

No its real unfortunately..I hate myself for doing this

[Anonymous]

I think you are old enough to be responsible of the kid...

[Anonymous]

dont do that.

[oldbutgold]

what should I do then?

[Opinion Owner]

man up and tell the truth

[cavmanier]

I call bullsh*t too. The hahahahaha after filthy dogs did give it away.

[oldbutgold]

I really need advice please I know what I did was wrong but don't know how to tell my grandson..

[cavmanier]

Filthy dog is just so good. I'm going to have to use that one day.

[RedThread]

LMAO this has to be a troll... I laughed so hard at "you filthy dogs"

Good work.

[sosa2221]

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that you filthy dog!

[LilyTaylor]

hahaha this is golden

[Anonymous]

I hope this isn't real but if it is...you should be ashamed of yourself buddy!

[cazza3]

This is golden.

Tip. No silver surfer uses hahaha

[abundantlyrich]

This is not acceptable. It's hillybilly incest!

[Apath4]

Gross.

[Anonymous]

dirty old man

[oldbutgold]

I know what I did was wrong and I regret it everyday...