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#1 Carey freakin' Price WOW. Best goalie in the league, maybe the best of all time if he keeps this up. If he plays like we know he can, he will lead this team to a Cup eventually! #2 Weber for Norris When Subban was...

All of these piss people off: A person cheating on their own partner No one wants to be cheated on. It gives people a horrible feeling. Even if they are not the ones being cheated on, they don't like people who cheat on...

Love isn’t perfect. If you’re looking for perfect, you’re chasing clouds that shift and change before you can get there. Love isn’t passive. You fall into love; love doesn’t fall into you. Love is a particular type of...

1. Don't bombard with questions Of course you will want to learn some things about him/her but when you have no clear response for your question, don't insist. You're not the police and he/she is not a criminal. 2. Don't...

I've long struggled with the decision...to swipe or not to swipe. Yet, it's recently occurred to me that while it's still in many ways in it's infant stage, Internet Dating is the Future of All Dating. No, real life...

Intro This is more than obvious, but there are millions of shows on TV. Comedy, drama, action, thriller, romance, sports, music, reality... the list is endless. For all the garbage out there further exploiting the...

Premise: It isn't easy being black. Hell, it's probably not easy being Asian, Indian, Hispanic or White; however, the black community seems to have a lot of internal issues that make being a black person a lot harder...

The other day, when I logged in, I was checking my inbox and noticed I had a message from GaG, the contents of which surprised me. Not because it wasn't another message asking me to stop being an asshole to stupid people...

Yes this is going to be a list of common everyday things that piss me off. These are things I read about or experience on a daily basis. 1. Lines at the checkout counter. Especially at a gas station. Yes I admit, I do...

For the better part of 4 months I have been working two jobs. Five days at a main job, one split between the two jobs and two full days at a part time job. Pretty much working the last 120 days in a row. I saw a few...

This is inspired by @Prof_Don's question, " Do you find this myth of "masculinity is under attack", to be true or false? " No, masculinity is not under attack. Just because things like feminism exist, it doesn't mean...

https://www.cnn.com/2016/10/27/us/oregon-standoff-ammon-bundy-acquittal/index.html Seven people who were among the armed occupiers of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon earlier this year were acquitted Thursday of...

There were many cruel things humans used to do. Thankfully, these cruel actions are no longer committed. Even though this Take is "PG"/ toned down, it's not for the faint of heart. Most of the devices mentioned were used...

Sooo I just got a new kitten and well...she's kind of a bitch, the same as my other three cats. So yeah, I'm kind of a cat person I suppose; they're hilarious. 1. They go on your keyboard and computer desk for no reason...

1. Newsmonger You learn everything from that person. 2. Tactless teen Full of boring and sexual jokes. 3. A snake in the grass They like to have a foot in both camps and act like they don't know anything when things...

I started my first day of my partial hospitalization program today. I'm home now and It starts again tomorrow at 10 am. I'm doing this take to remind myself of some of life's good things. 1. Reading a book in a hammock...

In the name of Halloween, these are some cute black kitten memes I found on the web.

Seriously, the amount of hatred men have to put up with from women is comically high, and they still believe Misandry doesn't exist. Like... These quotes from feminists prove it too I feel that ‘man-hating’ is an...

I'll tell you of my experiences with women so far, this Take isn't meant to offend anyone. I just think it's fun to share my experiences with females. My first communication with females started when I was in...

GAG has been in development for a long time and it might come as a surprise to a lot of people that the staff seems to feel the site has yet to actually take off. In other words, the site is still in a sort of testing...