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5 Reasons To Delay Sex Until You Are 65 Years Old

Below, I will give some reasons why it is more preferable to delay sex until you are at least 65 years old.

Reasons To Delay Sex Until You Are 65 Years Old

1. You become wiser at 65

The older you are, the more you know about the world. At the ripe old age of 65 or older, you are very experienced in many things . . . except sex. So, saving sex until you are that age means that you are reserving the best for last.

2. You have passed your reproductive prime

Old people have passed their reproductive prime. They can't reproduce anymore. Well, the women anyway. So, having sex at this old age means you will not get pregnant, unless there is some kind of divine intervention.

3. You have more money at that age

Hopefully at this age, you will have enough money in your retirement savings. You may not be able to have biological children, if you are female; but you may adopt children and spend money on him/her, like the little orphan in Great Expectations.

5 Reasons To Delay Sex Until You Are 65 Years Old

4. You are most likely retired or plan to retire soon

Retirement gives you more free time on your hands after a life of productiveness in the workforce. This free time may be used to spend time with your significant other and have sex.

5. You can consummate your 25-year-long sexless marriage

After 25 years or so of a sexless marriage that you and your partner faithfully agree to, you finally consummate the marriage with sexual intercourse as a celebration of your 25th or so wedding anniversary.

5 Reasons To Delay Sex Until You Are 65 Years Old
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