You Should "Cheat Smart" (Page 2)

[chrisbigman]

Cheat smart? Really? You say you don't want us to cheat, but then you say we should cheat smart. So, in other words, you still advocate for infidelity. I don't. You shouldn't cheat - IN GENERAL (whether you cheat smart, stupid, many, little, etc).

[pavlove]

If I had said cheat responsibly I would see your point but my point just don’t be done

[pavlove]

Dumb*

[chrisbigman]

Cheat and responsibly don't go together, either.

[Unit1]

No thanks. I'm not a degenerate.

[Anonymous]

Another tip is to make sure, if you HAVE to cheat in the same city, cheat with someone of a different age. If your SO is younger than you, go for someone a little older and vice versa.

How many of your close or semi-close friends are over 4 years different from you? You wouldn't run into anyone they went to school with, etc etc.

You eliminate a lot of mutual crowds by that.

[pavlove]

yeah i said that as part of searching on dating apps but you're right its something to consider in general for that reason

[Anonymous]

You don't need a second phone OP. You can use an app called "text free" which you can get on your phone and it will set you up with a secondary phone number. Through that app, you will be able to call/send texts with that secondary number. You won't get any alerts at all, and you can delete the app off your phone when you are with your girl and then download it again when you are on your own and have all the info stay there. It's like have 2 numbers in one phone.

[pavlove]

Delete and redown load is a lot of work

[Opinion Owner]

Take 2 seconds. Lol.

[Anonymous]

I've often said that if I wanted to cheat, I would be able to. It's not hard if you just plan it right.

The biggest problem is always going to be when you're cheating on your partner with a girlfriend. Girls can't keep a secret. She's going to tell someone. So you have to be sure to never tell the girl on the side your real name or that there's another girl to be jealous of, and run to when you inevitably dump her / cheat on her.

[pavlove]

i feel like fake names are a sort of scary, seriously hurtful thing to do someone but i guess if you're lying you may as well go full tilt

[Opinion Owner]

Exactly, you don't do things by halves unless you want to get caught.

[jacquesvol]

https://i.imgur.com/mPTFT.jpg

[lovelyhoneybones]

How about, don't cheat. If you want to be with other people don't get into a relationship in the first place.

[Philyouup]

Cheating is cheating, and in the end you hurt the one you supposedly care about. Taking the change to hurt that person just to get your rocks off is kind of selfish and a little bit narcissistic. I understand those relationships that develop on the side "accidentally" But the Hook ups for that bit of extra trim is selfish and you risk giving your first "Partner" a STD.. when she should never expect to get one. its why its narcissistic

[Juxtapose]

How about people just break up when they lose interest? Also, open relationships are a thing.

Seriously, what kind of sick f*** gets off on betrayal?

[BronzedAdonis]

while im not condoning this at all I'm always disappointed by the self-righteous responses who act holier than thou

[troychapman]

its not about acting holier than thou its about recognizing that cheating is a cruel thing to do does that make you holier than thou no it dosent

[BronzedAdonis]

@troychapman weve all done fucked up shit

[troychapman]

true none of us are perfect but its that fact that they want to cheat without consideration of anothers feelings

[BronzedAdonis]

@troychapman that's life son

[pavlove]

exactly, this acknowledges that its wrong but focuses on how at least not to be an idiot about it. if you want to stop cheating its best to be able to do it on your own terms

[rjroy3]

So you actually are a garbage person. I thought you just came across that way online for the lulz.

[AaronKrieger]

I'm against cheating as well, but if someone is going to cheat they should at least be smart about it.

[troychapman]

i can't believe you actually wrote this your helping them commit a heinous act of betrayal wow people

[momo770]

All I have to say is karma happens, tc

[pavlove]

you can't prove that

[momo770]

Honey I don't have to. Tc

[Goodwifie]

Hubby's friend cheats on wife.
He leaves wife for his new bit.
He finds out that his new bit cheated on him right before she fell pregnant with his baby maybe it's not his.
They get into a massive fight that would've looked like a scene from Kill Bill. They are both professional fighters.
She packed her bags and moved to be with her family in another country and took baby with her.
He finds out that his ex wife had a threesome with one of his mates from highschool.
He can't keep a steady job because he is a total dick.

[coachTanthony]

Karma never loses an address!!!

[Blake0048]

Why did you write this garbage? Thank you for perpetuating the stereotype that men are all cheaters... interestingly enough theconly ones to upvote this crap are women.. I think women cheat far more Ud go as far as as to say 75% cheat

[pavlove]

that second pic is supposed to represent a woman cheating i think

[Shiba1490]

Wtf people that cheat are scum.

[pavlove]

but they're still people!

[Nachowedgie]

They're still scum

[xButterflyKisses87x]

@Nachowedgie yes agreed still scum

[Blake0048]

This is the dumbest mytake I've ever read he's treating this like drug user "harm reduction" advice but with cheating... as if the worst possible scenario is the victim finds out and ends the relationship. People are so selfish it makes me physically ill.

[GatorBomb]

they're assholes

[lilthat]

No. No. No. You should end the current relationship you're in to avoid a very messy situation and a hurt SO

[Anonymous]

If what you have isn't enough for you, ask yourself whether you are in the right relationship. If the answer is no, then do both of you a favor and end it so you can be free and they can start to move on. If the answer is yes then don't cheat. Simple.

[88flowers]

I'm of the thinking that we need to inflict capital punishment on adulturers. Something like #WhiteSharia.

[samhradh_leannan]

As awful as cheating is, this would be chaos and ia violation of privacy.

[samhradh_leannan]

And personal rights.

[88flowers]

@samhradh_leannan That's exactly why we need it. "Muh human rights" has gotten out of control. People are wild these days like animals in heat. They need to be reality-checked. Governmental system change, especially when you import millions of 3rd world immigrants into your nations. White countries (AKA the West) is obviously begging for Sharia Law of some form based on the people they are trying to flood themselves with. I say that white men should grant their wish, just without the ethnic cleansing aspect of replacing the white population. See, everyone is fine with "Sharia Law" in the form of brown people conquering white nations... but as soon as you add the word "white" to the mix, they become triggered by it because it forces them to recognize that whites are people with their own culture and that it does indeed clash with that of non-whites, despite how desperately they attempt to tell themselves and each-other that it somehow doesn't.

[pavlove]

you're crazily racist and i would suggest anyone reading this to block you immediately

[samhradh_leannan]

You really want the law to get involved in who you have sex with? Rape aside, I see no reason for that.

[samhradh_leannan]

I really have no comment on all the race stuff, it seems pretty off topic to me.

[Paultripps]

You realize women are cheating as much as men now? And in younger generations under 30 they are cheating more. I’m fucking all for it honey...

[KhalidAmerican]

You will ultimately get found out. It's exhausting to live a double life. I have lived one myself. I never cheated, however I had to lie my parents about being an atheist.