Do you fart in bed with your partner?

[Anonymous]

[Applefan1]

I don't have a partner but I am chilled out about girls farting. If I was dating a girl and we were in bed and she needed to fart I would be fine with her doing it. I am not going to make her get out of bed and walk to the toilet every time she has to fart. It is just gas and is not going to harm anyone. That is how I feel about it and I hope a girl I was dating would feel the same.

[Applefan1]

Thanks for the up vote and have you heard the joke about farting in bed?

[Applefan1]

And this is it hahaahaha

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[DodgersGM]

You share a bed with someone long enough, it's bound to happen.

[Esplorare]

All the time. :)
If I can't fart in bed with him, ugly cry with him including snot, and still feel beautiful and sexy if I look like I just got out of the penitentiary, then it's not a real relationship and I don't want it.

[Esplorare]

lol, thanks

[Asker]

This is truly a great answer I don't understand the down votes other than lack of living.

[Esplorare]

awwwh shucks lol thanks Asker. Meh, wutever. Those downvoters would find healthier overall relationships if they listen to these words! ;P

[Sebers12]

Farting makes girls much more beautiful :)

[SammyGurl]

It's happened more than once for both of us. Neither of us feel ashamed. He chuckles when I do it, sort of like he did when we were little kids and one of us would fart.

[PrincessGlitter]

Not deliberately but it happens sometimes. We probably both do in our sleep.

[Octavius]

I try not to. I know they wouldn't care TOO much after awhile but I still try to be courteous and do them favors because smelling farts isn't exactly pleasant. If I have one where I know it's not going to smell (you know those ones you can just feel aren't a big deal) I'll let it pass.

[slatyb]

Yes, it's inevitable. Holding in your farts leads to spontaneous human combustion.

[justbanANNAz]

LOL 😂😂😂

[Asker]

If I hold it in it is just going to come out as soon as I go to sleep.

[Anonymous]

If a guy and girl truly loves each other they will poop on each other's chest. That's true love right there. If you don't accept each other's feces then you don't love each other. Also they should vomit on each other

[Sebers12]

My girl 👍

[RedThread]

I'd blow all kinds of ass in bed with my partner lol

[TripleAce]

I love it when the smell accumulates and then you lift the covers and get a huge surge of fart

[Asker]

When it's yours or theirs? LOL

[Anonymous]

I was born with the gift if silent and odorless farts. Unless i just had mexican food... but i don't really like mexican food anyway.

But my point is, if i farted, 95% of the time, she wouldn't even know.

[chrisbigman]

I don't have a partner. But if I didn't, I don't think I would since farting tends to have a bad odor. If there wasn't a bad odor, then I'm not against it.

[PANDAmonium]

Not only do I fart. I just go right ahead and take a dump in the bed.

[Anonymous]

Every first time I let out the biggest far I can muster just to see the reaction

[Spotme]

Absolutely not. If it should happen I would always apologise.

[fauchelevent]

Sure, who cares? If it happens, it happens.

[JSmuve]

Dutch ovens for everyone!

[Cowboy6666]

Nope Darling , bad manners

[Asker]

It's not like one can help it.

[Cowboy6666]

At least you can warn about it then ;)

[Asker]

If we're sleeping I'm not going to wake him up to tell him. LOL

[Iron_Man]

No I am a classy guy

[Asker]

I'm not going to fault my partner for darting in his sleep or dating in accident for that matter. I actually like it because it means he is comfortable. Sometimes I fart in accident around him and either way we both ignore it. But it's weird because I don't fart accidentally at work usually.

[Anonymous]

No not in bed.