1. I punched a whole through the floor of my grandfather's addict when he died, be because i thought he had a lot more things to hide then we knew. I recently heard he had a mistress and was convinced with me cousin that there must have been more. We ended up saying that he fell through the floor carrying a heavy art frame, we got the insurance to pay for it and only we know the truth.
2. Once at a friend's house, we broke he's mother's wedding china when we were throwing a tennisball to each other (he has a gaming setup in the basement, but it's also a storage room). Trying to cover it up, we took furr from he's cat (little bit) and dropped a little at the crash site. from what i heard, the cat got disgusting food for month as a punishment.
3. As a kid, i got locked up in a behavioral correction center a bunch of times. But the last time i went (for a year and half) i begged my mother to allow me to come home with tears in my eyes. She refused and the stubborn little fat kid i was (14 years old and about 125kg), i kept running away in the most funny ways possible. Like i threw my bike over a fence and then climbed underneath it, before anyone realised. I was going on my utterly destroyed bike (wasn't safe at all)
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Great question, Coach, but what is this trickery from the users! Poppycock.
I play nice.
1. I love horses and rabbits, my two favourite domesticated animals.
2. I don't believe in perfection.
3. I am a minimalist.
(I, unlike many of the users here, have publicly written about all these things. There's no trickery here.)
I married at 17
First child at 15
My first husband was Irish
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*I'm a small percentage Italian
*I wear a size 5 shoe
*My hair is natural Strawberry BlondeThat sounds funny!
Alright, I'll go.
- I'm blonde
- My father had a somewhat famous career as a musician
- I'm 160cm tall1. I have witnessed an execution.
2. I have 11 ancestors who fought in the Revolutionary War.
3. My very first car was a VW Beetle.1. I have 8 professors in my family
2. I was in the gifted program in high school
3. I play the violin.1. All is fair in love and war.
2. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
3. It is better too have loved and lost, than too never have loved at all.
_____________________________________________ 4. The only guarantees in life are ⚰️ and taxes. 5. Cleanliness is next too godliness.
6. You are, what you eat.
_____________________________________________7. Life isn't fair.
8. You shouldn't play stick ball in heavy 🚦⛔.
9. If you don't like it, tell it too the Marines🇸🇲!Imma be a little different. Four Truths and Three Lies.
1. I once met former president Bill Clinton.
2. I got married and divorced in one week.
3. I used to be a celebrity bodyguard.
4. I have been the same height since ten years old (181 cm).
5. I have heterochromia (two different eye colors).
6. It is physically impossible for me to get drunk.
7. I was a regional wrestling champion in high school.Okay here goes:
1. I've been to over 20 countries and more than half the US states, and spent over 8 years of my life cumulatively outside of the US.
2. I speak English and Spanish, and can get by decently in several other languages including Brazilian Portuguese and Thai.
3. I was born with a penis.Lets do it pandemic edition.
- The vaccines are less risky than the virus.
- The virus has not yet been properly isolated outside of computer simulations making vaccine development harder.
- The virus is either already gone or not worse than a heavy flu season.
Lets see who has been paying attention.1.) I have been watching WWE ( WWF Wrestling since age 10)
2.) I love the program Star Trek I'm obsess with it
3.) I weighed 259lbs in 9th-grade loss weight went down to 160 lbs
in my Senior year then gained it all back plus more went up 372 lbs then
went down to 272 lbs where I'm at now and working to
lose 80 lbs to reach my goal?1. I am the only person in Australia that has APDS II.
2. I have met the the beautiful actress Natalie Portman.
3. I was an extra is Star Wars II: Attack Of The Clones.
I bet none of you can guess which is the lie.1 - I drive an 800 horsepower car as my daily driver.
2 - I have a kid I gave up for adoption 5 years ago.
3 - I used to weigh 190 pounds and now weigh 137.1. I almost was part of a reality TV show, Love Island in my country. My sister entered me in. I declined the offer. 😏
2. I have an OnlyFans account haha😳
3. People assume I have a sugar daddy that splurges all his money on me.😅1. I bit through my tongue after I fell from a slide as a kid
2. I overstretched my ligaments in the leg after I wanted to see how far I could jump down some stairs.
3. I broke my arm mountain biking when I hit an obstacle and crashed.1. My pants got pulled down (with my underwear) right in front of my crush during my high school.
2. My girlfriend said to me that sending nude of herself to her friend is not consider as cheating.
3. I was once caught by the police for having a fight with my ex.OK let's do it
1 - I'm teaching myself to play guitar
2 - I like to party it up in Las Vegas!
3 - my personality is fairly reserved1, I was caught on TV with a guy that wasn't my boyfriend
2, a 2x champion dancer
3, I have an unhealthy obsession with beetroots1. My hair has been dyed every colour imaginable
2. I don’t drive in countries that drive on the left
3. I’m anti vacc1. I’ve never went out (clubbing/drinking) 🥳
2. I once bleached my hair until it fell out 😬
3. My drawings look like actual photos 😍Oh really?
1 The Sabbath is on Sunday
2 The Sabbath is on Saturday
3 In the bible is says to "Remember!!! the sabbath day, to keep it holy" Hebrews 4:4 For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works1 I'm a barista at Costa
2 I lost my virginity at 17
3 I'm currently dating an Indian from Varanasi
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