How much would you put up with an SO’s fart, burp, etc?

[OddBeMe]

Even snoring. Pissing with the door open. Bad jokes. Whats your limit?
FYI- guys…same for us. My wife does all this shit after she downs a pound of crab legs. Gotta open a window. Still fck her tho…

Rather high threshold

Low threshold

[EllaNella]

farts happen, and i'm not going to hate on someone for their bodily functions but doing it on purpose would be dealbreaker.
burps are okay, i don't care.
my partner and i have a "hit them until they wake up" policy when it comes to snoring lol. but more often then not, i am the culprit. i have hayfever and a bunch of other allergies. my boyfriend says i snore like a girl though and that it's not very loud.
he also loves bad dad-type jokes. and even though they're not funny i think it's endearing how proud he is of himself when he thinks of one.

[moonpie89]

I sometimes fart in my sleep without realizing.. I still get laid.

[OddBeMe]

Damn you women.

Vag farts or butt farts?

[NathanDavis]

I can sleep through continuous Mexican partying weekends with no problem... so snoring is not a big deal to me, at all

[exitseven]

I have been known to melt solid steel with some of my farts so I really do not mind.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Apple1996]

Doesn't bother me at all. Snoring is so calming for me cause when I grew up my dad snored so loud it could be heard throughout the whole house so I love that shit

[OddBeMe]

There are different intonations of snores, tho.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

I put up with it more than my nose or ears can even handle. He decided to crawl in bed with a bowl of refried beans, cheese, and corn chips last night. His farts are deadly, and so are his burps. However, I can put up with it, easily.

[OddBeMe]

Yeah…we like eating in bed.

[On_cloud_wine]

It’s the snoring I wouldn’t be able to bear.. I would have my own room.

[On_cloud_wine]

I need my beauty sleep.

[On_cloud_wine]

And burps are sexy and I love the smell of fart.

[OddBeMe]

you're weird but i like that. Snoring, i trained myself to keep my chin upward when sleeping. If he snores, buy him a neck pillow then have him perch it under his chin. Opens the airways.

[Still-alive]

*farts*

[On_cloud_wine]

@Still-alive *sniff sniff* 👅 😍🥰😘

[Still-alive]

Got plenty more for ya ;)

[Anonymous]

I piss with the door open, burp, and fart in front of my boyfriend all the time. It would be unreasonable for me to hold him to these standards

[OddBeMe]

But do you shit with the door open? And i mean the real bad beer shits…

[Opinion Owner]

Yes, I shit with the door open too. Some of our longest conversations have been while I was taking a dump

[OddBeMe]

15 years and we haven't reached thst point. I doff my cap…

Do you have kids?

[Opinion Owner]

No, we don’t have kids

[OddBeMe]

Interesting. Usually kids make adults more toilet friendly. Again I doff my cap.

[Blackcosmo]

I'm pretty chill about farting and burping in fact I'd find it funny. I'd find snoring a little annoying but my dad does it all the time so I'm used to it by now and bad jokes can be so bad it's hilarious.

[Dazed0N0Confused]

Everyone poops, burps, farts, has lame jokes & so forth. If you can't handle a human being human, then you shouldn't be with a human. I hear that there's some pretty advanced sex dolls & toys out there.

[Stoner710]

Pooping with the door open is my limit