Which would bother you less if your boyfriend/girlfriend did?

[Anonymous]

Peed on your face

Farted on your face (a loud, smelly fart)

[Avcfhcic]

Farts can be funny, pee is just pee, can pass infections

[20yearsolder]

I don't know, I kind of like watching a woman take a piss. But probably farting

[britishbby]

I think I'd say pee, I mean it depends it could be clean piss but if were talking yellow yellow I'd say fart

[jerdanro]

Either would cause me to reconsider my life choices.

[Anonymous]

what the fuck