Guys and girls, will you share a funny story about getting put in the doghouse?

[Emiliamazing]

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Enjoy the video if you have time:)

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OK. Here’s a story that comes to mind from our household. When the pup was younger, she really liked to fetch. And I remember my husband cackling with laughter on the living room floor playing with her. Next thing I know I hear something hit the wall. He decided to throw her nyla bone.
It did not go where he anticipated, and there is now a perfectly shaped hole in the drywall where the bone hit. I know we can repair it. But I am making him wait to repair it until it has been there for at least

[PrettyPriya]

Yup. I have one (many really) but one that sticks out. So, my dearest (now) fiancé went home to see his family for Christmas in Australia. He had been getting things ready to start a home project. He was going to take a spare room and remodel it for use of an office/home gym space.

Well, he left. I remember walking past the room a bunch of times. Finally, I thought to myself "Well, I could probably start getting things moved and ripping out carpet. How hard can it be?".

I completely overestimated myself. When trying to move furniture (remember how tiny I am) I pushed things into walls, banged them against other pieces of furniture and generally did not make any progress.

I finally did get things moved, and you could see my destructive path. Then came the carpet. Well, that isn't as easy as I thought it would be. I started ripping it up and it is HEAVY.

So, I quit. I remember staring at the utter mess I had created and thinking to myself if I should just board up that door and pretend it never happened. Thoughts of yellow caution tape crossed my mind as well.

Well, he came back to this disaster area and to say the least was not pleased that I made more work than if I would have just let it be.

Now, he was not angry with me. He actually laughed. I knew though how much more work I had caused him. 😕

[Emiliamazing]

People always think it’s going to be the man who gets put in the doghouse, but sometimes we mess up too :-) you’ve got a good man!

[PrettyPriya]

@emiliamazing I just figured it was easiest to put myself in the doghouse at that point. Yes I do have a good one! Poor guy thought having a small SO would mean I couldn't be so destructive. Wrong.

[PrettyPriya]

@emiliamazing Thanks for the MHO 🙂

[Googlemyahoo]

My former friend was dating a deaf girl. She claimed the ability to read lips. She couldn’t read shit. Many deaf people have chips on their shoulders due their disability she was one.

Being deaf they have visual cues but no auditory so they lack an accurate understanding of social interactions. On this particular occasion it was New Years Eve everyone was going home.

Deaf girl & boyfriend are at the door waiting while another couple were saying goodbye. I hug my friend who jokingly grabs my ass, I did same his wife saw laughed did same so I jokingly did it back to her.

I look up and deaf girl has this mortified look and leaves.

Week later calling around to see whats up nobody returns calls I’m like wtfs going on. Finally the husband who jokingly grabbed my ass calls and says deaf girl only saw me grabbing his wifes ass and git her boyfriend to call everyone and bitch about it.

I was like are you fkn serious? He was apologetic but said yes. Two of my buddies wives were convinced I did and didn’t want their husbands to hang with me.

So I got put in the doghouse by a stupid deaf bitch but the good part was cutting off excess flesh in so called friends

[AviatorTom]

When I was growing up, my mother bought a Family Doghouse plaque (similar to the one in the picture) at a local arts and crafts fair.

She wrote each of our names on the dogs, and when she got mad at you, she hung your dog inside the doghouse. My father probably spent at least one day a week in the doghouse, usually for coming home late from work or not taking out the garbage.

[Emiliamazing]

Love it!
Good thinking on the plaque!

[OlderAndWiser]

If you feel that you have been sent to the doghouse, you have a problem in your marriage.

[Emiliamazing]

This is meant to be a jovial celebration of silly mistakes😁

[Emiliamazing]

I sincerely hope most folks won’t do something terrible enough to truly cause discord in their home.

[OlderAndWiser]

Sorry, but my sense of humor has been put on hold lately. Too many deaths and serious illnesses among friends and family in the past three months.

[Emiliamazing]

Really sorry to hear that. I appreciate you understanding the angle I was choosing on this.

[MikeInHawaii]

My college was small and a gossip mill. A female friend heard gossip about herself and was made at me, figuring I was her closest friend, that I must be spreading the gossip.

People we’re saying she was an airhead and a slut. Anyone who had ever had a two minute conversation with her figured out she was an airhead on his own. He didn’t need to hear gossip.

And, I don’t know who was spreading rumors she was a slut, but she showed up at every frat party and drank till she puked. My fraternity had about 24 members and she screwed six that I know of. Maybe one of them was spreading the rumors she was a slut.

[Guy13]

Good gracious… apparently you have been dragging others to out back tying to rope or fenced ion? 🙀 notice even cat is like “oh my” 😎

[Emiliamazing]

No dog house in our home :-) even the pups got a pretty good place.

[Guy13]

Good deal !! I'm going to be giggling inside all day. Thanks for the laugh.

[Emiliamazing]

Good! That was the point :-). When I have time I’m gonna read everybody’s comments because I bet there’s some gems

[Guy13]

👨 please don’t throw me in the briar patch …I mean Dawg 🐶 house. 😎

[BCRanger10]

Other than me forgetting to tell my wife about plans I'd had, I can't think of anything.

[Emiliamazing]

This doesn’t surprise me, and that is meant as a compliment :-)

[BCRanger10]

I'm assuming your man is the same way?

And as for my wife, nothing comes to mind. Sorry. I guess we're just that boring 😆🤷‍♂️

[Emiliamazing]

It’s not boring. I think we both have approached the dark house at different times in the last 20 years, but it’s never been anything portrayed in the video.

[Emiliamazing]

*dog house

[Beardedman1996]

Ex girlfriend always constantly stormed of upset when I mentioned something about her needing to adjust her pants, she let it drop low enough to see underwear in public.

[Emiliamazing]

Better than seeing other things!

[Lliam]

My wife and I have had disagreements or done things to make each other feel disappointed/angry, but none led to the doghouse. We figure out other ways to make up. :-)

[JulianGronkowski]

No stories because I’ve never had a girlfriend, but the video is funny. Reminds me of The Shawshank Redemption.

[Emiliamazing]

Never thought about the movie reference!

[bigpauly]

People my size really just call it going home 🤔😂

hmm I guess the biggest that comes to mind is my most previous relationship. I had some friend over when she was gone and someone drank her favorite wine 😐

[HillmanZ]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DHzjgNoRmjg

Unfortunately not funny stories I can remember atm

[DailyConfusion]

When I was a little kid I actually did all by myself I’m 22 now and I stand by that achievement 🫡

[LemiaOfThunder]

Having her parents sise with me and got accused of steeling them.

[jimmy2]

In 1980 I bought. Nice Silverwador then in 1985 I was changing point and screw it all up coating over $1500 I was in the fog house

[Jennz6]

No, I don’t have any funny stories.