Whats something that you can say to your pet but also your significant other?

[hiyamotherfers]

[Leapfrog00]

Wanna go beddy-bye? Works on both counts. When I had my Yorkie, he loved when it was time to go to bed. His tail would wag when I would ask if we wanted to go beddy-bye. First, he would go to the water bowl, stick his little tongue in there and slurp the water for about 2 minutes. Second, he would grab a toy from his toy basket, usually the stuffed frog or the squeaky fire hydrant.

Then I would turn on the tv, and he would get up in bed with me, lay right beside me, chew on the toy for about 5 minutes, and go to sleep with it between his paws while he laid his head on it. I miss my old home and my doggie.

Now that he's gone, it would be nice to have a girl to lay beside and hold, but doesn't look like that's happening anytime soon, so one can only dream.

[hiyamotherfers]

aw I hope you find someone

[D_Bone_Steak]

I hate cleaning up your poop/blood/and everything else. "I'm going to throw you down the stairs"

[comekitty]

Come

Good boy!

So cuddly

Paws off

How'd you get so dirty?

Who's hungry?

Want some?

Lay down

[OlderAndWiser]

Do you want canned catfood for dinner?

[hiyamotherfers]

lol 😂 😂

[OlderAndWiser]

The full conversation:

Me: What do you want for dinner?
Her: Oh, it doesn't matter to me.

Me: Do you want canned catfood for dinner?
Her: Have you lost your damned mind?

Me: So it DOES matter? . . .

[hiyamotherfers]

I dont know why some women gotta be like that

[BoopBoopBeep]

Could you stop chewing on that for five minutes?

[Phoenix98]

Come here sweetheart.

Or when your low on funds, want kibble for dinner lmao?

[AviatorTom]

Time for bed now...

[Lliam]

Lie down. Roll over.

[SnowedIn]

I want to snuggle with the pussy.

[Pinay_ako]

You complete me

[Curmudgeon]

"Kitten..." (I have cats)

[bowenw]

Do you wanna bone?

[Andres77]

You could use some grooming.

[Anonymous]

You want a treat?

[Kkoalalita]

You hungry?
Come here!

[Kelly6]

sweetie come here.

are you honey?

[BLP11520]

Get out of my chair 🤣🤣

[gothbxtch]

good kitten!

[slatyb]

Come here butch.

[MementoMori777]

i love you

[Drumlin2001]

Stop. sniffing there

[Fireguy17]

Go potty

[talka20]

Lets cuddle