Things you can say to your Dog but not your Girlfriend?

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Things you can say to your Dog but not your Girlfriend?

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Xper 5 Age: 50 , mho 34%

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Your breath smells, go lay down, did you just shit? It is really smelly, you are stinky. That was a huge fart!!! You can never disappoint me ever and I will forgive you no matter what you ever do.
All of these things!!!

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laurieluvsit Follow
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There are lots of things dogs are better for :) ...
Why Guys Prefer to Room with Dogs

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CasuallySamsonite Follow
Xper 5 Age: 40

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Good girl, you didn't poop on the floor while I was at work.

Did you bark at the mailman?

Stop chewing on my shoes... You peed on my what?

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ShadezMcgee Follow
Guru Age: 34 , mho 32%

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Come.
Get over here, now!
No! No, you don't do that!
Am I going to have to rub your nose in that?

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Pinay_ako Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 44

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🤣 😂 weird question but ok

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DubiousIntentions Follow
Explorer Age: 30 , mho 52%

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"You dumb bitch!" or "Stop rubbing your butt across the carpet!"

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- Pleaznhim4me
  
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  I would never call my dog a dumb bitch.
  
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- DubiousIntentions
  
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  @Pleaznhim4me Semi-dumb then?
  
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- Friendlybro79
  
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  @pleaznhim4me Most people would never say this but this question is hypothetical. It's not meant what you would or wouldn't say. That said I'm sure you're a great pet parent based on your response.
  
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- MementoMori_
  
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  😮
  ...
  
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SaoirseS Follow
Master Age: 28 , mho 36%

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No rooting through trash cans or drinking water from the toilet.

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- Guy13
  
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  You are funny and possess a charmingly fun sense of humor. I am sure your man appreciates you. 🙃🙃
  
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TacosRAwesome Follow
Master Age: 36

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Come here bitch... Well you can say to both but your girl wouldn't like it.

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FunkyMonkee Follow
Master Age: 59

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Lick it harder, Fido!!
Bark for me!!
What do you want to name our puppies?
C'mon! Get this dick! Get this dick, girl!
Is it your time of the year?

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BeMuse Follow
Master Age: 36 , mho 32%

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Can't think of any... All's fair game. Put your lipstick away... Want a bone... What have you been licking your ass...

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NamerOfStars Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 60%

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Well, I'm pretty sure that if you call your girlfriend "good boy", you'll get an odd look, at BEST...

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CaptainSmartass Follow
Guru Age: 35

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No begging
Who's a good boy?
Do you want to go out?
Go do wee-wee
Don't sniff my crotch
Where's the ball?
On your bed
Go lie down
Simples...

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Friendlybro79 Follow
Yoda Age: 46

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Stop barking at me you stupid bitch!
Definitely can't say this to your girlfriend without some type of recourse. I'm pretty sure bad things will happen to anyone who tries this one.

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purplepoppy Follow
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No you can't bury the bone in the back garden.

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- Matthew80
  
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  That's the best one
  
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MementoMori_ Follow
Yoda Age: 31

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The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

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user1516 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24

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I baby talk the shit out of my dog. I don’t think I could ever baby talk my significant other.

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MAC1983 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 39 , mho 55%

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From Colin Mochrie's Whose Line is it Anyway?
Come! 🤩🤭

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Rosexøxø Follow
Guru Age: 23 , mho 80%

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"You're a good boi! :D" and "I love you!"
Because I'm straight

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jshm2 Follow
Master Age: 48

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Shit outside! I'll come pick it up, and bin it, later.

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RiseofArtemis Follow
Xper 6 Age: 25

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To probably Most dogs. They are loyal. Most women today are not loyal.

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- Rania05
  
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  'RiseofArtemis'
  Excuse me, sir. Do you know who Artemis is?
  
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- hIopinionated_
  
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  Why be loyal to someone who won’t be loyal to you? 🙄
  
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- Rania05
  
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  No, but I'm really just curious. Because he said something about woman not that loyal, I'm too lazy to comment on this. But his username made me curious, whether he knows that Artemis is a hard-core feminist goddess
  
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- hIopinionated_
  
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  @Rania05 No, I was responding to his idiotic generalization since he wants to pretend men are loyal to women
  
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- RiseofArtemis
  
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  @hIopinionated_ No one is loyal today because people are taught to be selfish. I absolutely hate people who have a good partner and drop them.
  
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libsaretards Follow
Yoda Age: 33

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"You are such a cute, feisty little bitch!"

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Sonorous Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 26

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"Calm Down"

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tfan1 Follow
Guru Age: 48

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If your dog is a girl you can call her a bitch because that’s what a female dog is 🙂

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Jamesshinobi Follow
Xper 6 Age: 44

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"D you dumb bitch stop chasing that bunny and get your fat ass in the fucking car!"

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TroyDT Follow
Xper 6 Age: 31

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"You're such a good boy."

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Xtendable Follow
Explorer Age: 51

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‘Get off the couch’
’Where’s your collar?’ (my girlfriend does entertain this though)
’Thats it. You’re going outside’

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misfittoy Follow
Xper 6 Age: 38 , mho 37%

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ahaha let me get your leash on for a walk

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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"Shoot, I forgot to feed her today."

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Anonymous
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You are loyal.
You are trust worthy.
You are reliable.

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D_Bone_Steak Follow
Master Age: 44 , mho 44%

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That I want to kill my girlfriend and have sex with her friends. My dog understands and he looks at me with a confirmation that I'm making the correct choices.

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- roy_ricky09
  
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  WTH DUDE!!! read the question
  
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- D_Bone_Steak
  
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  What? I can say that shit to my dog and not my girlfriend.
  
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watercolor_lions Follow
Yoda Age: 32 , mho 58%

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Get down on the floor! Shut up!

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- Danny_dan92
  
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  Some girls would love that aggressivenes
  
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77five Follow
Xper 5 Age: 27 , mho 31%

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isn't that Lance Stewart’s ex girlfriend lol

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- Titanic1912
  
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  Yes. That’s Lizzy Wurst!
  
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Master Age: 44 , mho 40%

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Stop eating the trash you furry bastard!

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sawno Follow
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Got a bone for you to knaw on

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Lionman95 Follow
Guru Age: 31 , mho 39%

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498 opinions shared on Relationships topic.

"Let´s take you for a walk."

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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 34

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Go scare away the bear

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AddylynnNightingale Follow
Xper 7 Age: 31

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We're going to the vet whether you like it or not.

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Koalamate Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24

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No you can't have my fries

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AviatorTom Follow
Master Age: 59

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Here's a bone for you to eat...

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TheMajesticKing777 Follow
Yoda Age: 25

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I get the bed, you get the floor

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Makeushiver Follow
Guru Age: 40

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381 opinions shared on Relationships topic.

My girlfriend gives much better head

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KrakenAttackin Follow
Master Age: 46

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"You're such a good bitch"!

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findacure4wokeness Follow
Xper 7 Age: 52

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Fetch my slippers.

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JPresidente Follow
Yoda Age: 55

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Don’t stop licking me.

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Anonymous
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What's wrong with your tail?

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HaveNoName Follow
Guru Age: 58

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609 opinions shared on Relationships topic.

You bitch !!!

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red324 Follow
Guru Age: 37

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I say you bone head.

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- red324
  
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  Go away! Thats another one
  
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- red324
  
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  They do that by themselves though.
  
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BJP21 Follow
Explorer Age: 43

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Grab the ball.
Get off the mailman.

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Wise4myage Follow
Master Age: 24

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6K opinions shared on Relationships topic.

Man, her breath is 🤮

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Cedman Follow
Xper 4 Age: 31

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You have put on some weight.

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Guanfei Follow
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Stop licking your ass!

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don't hump my leg...

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- nawtee_me
  
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  lets go out to use the bathroom
  
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Guardian45 Follow
Guru Age: 51

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Sit Ubu! Sit! Who's a Good boy?

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TrillXHippy Follow
Yoda Age: 31

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“Who’s a good girl?”

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Charliefretz329 Follow
Guru Age: 43

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Go get em! Kill that rat!!!

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vj0090 Follow
Yoda Age: 35

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Only u listen to me without saying a word.. 😂

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Anonymous
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I love you. 🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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I can't live without you...

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Kingofkings1992 Follow
Guru Age: 34

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368 opinions shared on Relationships topic.

Good girl or bad girl. Lol

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QuietRunner Follow
Master Age: 28

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stop humping my leg

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berwise13 Follow
Yoda Age: 61

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Here girl eat it out of my hand

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jimmy2 Follow
Master Age: 66

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Don't treat the dog better 😂

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Sarahplus2 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 29

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Want a treat-treat?

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DJB72 Follow
Guru Age: 54

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"come!"

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