Things you can say to your Dog but not your Girlfriend?

[roy_ricky09]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pleaznhim4me]

Your breath smells, go lay down, did you just shit? It is really smelly, you are stinky. That was a huge fart!!! You can never disappoint me ever and I will forgive you no matter what you ever do.
All of these things!!!

[laurieluvsit]

There are lots of things dogs are better for :) ...

Why Guys Prefer to Room with Dogs

[CasuallySamsonite]

Good girl, you didn't poop on the floor while I was at work.

Did you bark at the mailman?

Stop chewing on my shoes... You peed on my what?

[ShadezMcgee]

Come.

Get over here, now!

No! No, you don't do that!

Am I going to have to rub your nose in that?

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 😂 weird question but ok

[DubiousIntentions]

"You dumb bitch!" or "Stop rubbing your butt across the carpet!"

[Pleaznhim4me]

I would never call my dog a dumb bitch.

[DubiousIntentions]

@Pleaznhim4me Semi-dumb then?

[Friendlybro79]

@pleaznhim4me Most people would never say this but this question is hypothetical. It's not meant what you would or wouldn't say. That said I'm sure you're a great pet parent based on your response.

[MementoMori_]

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[SaoirseS]

No rooting through trash cans or drinking water from the toilet.

[Guy13]

You are funny and possess a charmingly fun sense of humor. I am sure your man appreciates you. 🙃🙃

[TacosRAwesome]

Come here bitch... Well you can say to both but your girl wouldn't like it.

[FunkyMonkee]

Lick it harder, Fido!!
Bark for me!!
What do you want to name our puppies?
C'mon! Get this dick! Get this dick, girl!
Is it your time of the year?

[BeMuse]

Can't think of any... All's fair game. Put your lipstick away... Want a bone... What have you been licking your ass...

[NamerOfStars]

Well, I'm pretty sure that if you call your girlfriend "good boy", you'll get an odd look, at BEST...

[purplepoppy]

No you can't bury the bone in the back garden.

[Matthew80]

That's the best one

[MementoMori_]

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

[CaptainSmartass]

No begging

Who's a good boy?

Do you want to go out?

Go do wee-wee

Don't sniff my crotch

Where's the ball?

On your bed

Go lie down

Simples...

[user1516]

I baby talk the shit out of my dog. I don’t think I could ever baby talk my significant other.

[MAC1983]

From Colin Mochrie's Whose Line is it Anyway?
Come! 🤩🤭

[Rosexøxø]

"You're a good boi! :D" and "I love you!"

Because I'm straight

[Friendlybro79]

Stop barking at me you stupid bitch!

Definitely can't say this to your girlfriend without some type of recourse. I'm pretty sure bad things will happen to anyone who tries this one.

[jshm2]

Shit outside! I'll come pick it up, and bin it, later.

[RiseofArtemis]

To probably Most dogs. They are loyal. Most women today are not loyal.

[Rania05]

'RiseofArtemis'
Excuse me, sir. Do you know who Artemis is?

[hIopinionated_]

Why be loyal to someone who won’t be loyal to you? 🙄

[Rania05]

No, but I'm really just curious. Because he said something about woman not that loyal, I'm too lazy to comment on this. But his username made me curious, whether he knows that Artemis is a hard-core feminist goddess

[hIopinionated_]

@Rania05 No, I was responding to his idiotic generalization since he wants to pretend men are loyal to women

[RiseofArtemis]

@hIopinionated_ No one is loyal today because people are taught to be selfish. I absolutely hate people who have a good partner and drop them.

[libsaretards]

"You are such a cute, feisty little bitch!"

[Sonorous]

"Calm Down"

[tfan1]

If your dog is a girl you can call her a bitch because that’s what a female dog is 🙂

[Jamesshinobi]

"D you dumb bitch stop chasing that bunny and get your fat ass in the fucking car!"