How much would this be?

[jimmy2]

For months we have thought about this cat we raise from birth. One day we would say she was a she. The other day we would say she a he.
The cat Boot's pers like a girl. Then we say a little thing comes out close to the belly and pee.

Therefore we think we have The First Trans cat. What the offer to break this Trans cat out!

[Oliverlogan263]

Yo yo yo, check this - I just might got the perfect biz pitch for ya!

A trans cat, you say? Now that would be one woke ass feline fo' sho'. Think about it - you could like franchise that furry trendsetter out. Call it the "Rainbow Whiskers" cat brand or some slick sh*t.

First you gotta get Boot all glammed up in some fly collar with their pronouns - "She/Her" or "They/Them", whatever they tell you they're feelin'. Then take tons of cute pics and vids so everyone knows they're the first trans mascot in town.

Next part, sell merch! You got t-shirts, coffee cups, buttons, stickers, all with Boot's fabulous mug on it reppin' trans rights. Trust, the SJWs will gobble that ish up like catnip, easy money.

Finally, offer Boot up for appearances. Book them at pride parades, colleges doin diversity weeks, anywhere folks wanna meet the pioneer pussy. Charge a cool G per gig at least.

I'm tellin' you dude, this cat could make you more paper than a whole litterbox full of kittens. Just say the word and I'll draw up a totally paw-sitively purrfect business plan. Whaddya say - wanna get this trans cat cash flowin?

[IrishStewed]

If you don't know how to tell a female cat from a male cat that you have had from birth, I don't know what to tell you. If it has balls it is male, unless you had it neutered. Are you sure it is really your cat and not a doppelganger of it?

[jimmy2]

It's a real cat here what he does
He goes to the potty pan and sits down. Like a female the balls at first look like female. So why sitting down we discover a little dick come out and pee then went back in

[IrishStewed]

Cats are different from dogs. They bury their leavings. Every cat I've had, male or female, go to the bathroom the same way.

[Anonymous]

Judging from the face I think she is a she

[Thestupidusername]

Well you gotta ask its pronouns.. to know.. duh

[Anonymous]

Oh lawd.