Jealous of my celeb crush's wife SO BADLY?

[Anonymous]

I'm so down bad about Roman Reigns and the fact that he has a wife haunting me all day. I mean she kinda looks like me but... really? Roman deserves better, I hate her and I'm 23/7 insulting her in my mind, and the fact that they have five children? *cries* IT HAVE TO BE MEEEE NOT A WOMAN WITH SILICONE BOOBS. This hurts me so badly i hope i can get out from this shit someday (also I hope they divorce each other)

[Flatmanlewis]

Well, first celebrity crushes are a mental fantasy. This much emotional investment in it is kind of equal parts sad and concerning.


Also, not to be super mean, but she looks pretty damn good - fake boobs and all - I can see why he’s with her. Add five kids to the mix and I suspect they must really care for each other and their future together.

[Asker]

You made me feel bad lol

[Flatmanlewis]

Well, not my intention of course, but I think the fact my celebrity crush is married it nothing more than a mild annoyance in my mental escapism when I daydream about her picking me up in my dream car for a nice dinner. Her husband simply isn’t in my daydream scenario.

[Anonymous]

How big is your natural rack? Maybe you ARE the better choice!

[Altheavas]

😂😂😂 OMG, if I was you!
I would sit my ass down and mind my business! What made you feel like you’re entitled to say something about their relationship because he’s a crush? You’re entitled to your opinion, sure! But..! You’re too invested to what was never yours! 🤐

[CuriousMufuxka]

Kool story bro.