That was totally me when I broke my leg 🤣🤣🤣

That was totally me when I broke my leg 🤣🤣🤣

I love it but most of my stories are the most embarrassing ones since it tends to make people laugh when I tell it in person (not sure if they're funny at all over text since I rely a lot on timing and delivery).
For example, one time I was on a crowded train when I just arrived in Tokyo as an adult and I was standing in the middle and holding onto the handles while these girls sitting in front of me kept looking at my crotch, only to look away when I caught them, then see them looking again out of the corner of my eye.
And I figured they must really, really dig me! I felt like a stud. Or maybe because I'm biracial, they wanted to check out the equipment I was sporting noticing I'm not entirely Japanese. So I kind of thrust my crotch out just a tiny little bit to give them a better look. And they looked! I felt pretty confident afterwards and kind of proud of myself. I figured I must be pretty a good-looking guy to them or at least my unusual biracial looks must have triggered some sort of deeply fascinating curiosity about my genitalia in those girls who kept looking at my crotch area.
Anyway, after I arrived at my destination, I looked down and noticed my pants were unzipped with my red boxer briefs bunching out of them.
Hmmm… A man with unzipped pants on Japanese Train? Chicken vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has happened to me too, but for me I had skirt lift up and didn’t notice whole road. Thankfully not many people were there.
Oops, sorry, not chicken , I meant Chikan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a whole bunch of socially awkward ones like that as well as so many drunken misadventures. 😅
Have you seen those scenes that often show up in movies like where a girl is running with her arms open towards a guy crushing on her, and he gets all excited and starts opening up his arms ready to hug her, only for her to then run past him and hug someone behind him? That actually happened to me in high school. 😂
Also tend to go all over the place while telling stories like your stereotypical ENFP:
Nah, mainly as it means we try to out do each other at times. It’s okay the odd random you won’t believe this story but other stuff we would bore each other
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Apparently it seems I have loved sharing my evaucation story from Kabul. Everyone seems to know about it xD
Oh yess i m one of those girls... hehe
Last year I rode my electric skateboard 35 mph into a brick wall!
Only with close friends, usually.
Me and my homies are always on a adventure 🤣
I don't have any friends 🥲
When I'm drinking.
yes I do
Yeah 🤣.
Sometimes. Depends on what it is.
sometimes depending on what they are.
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