My boyfriend farts too much and thinks its funny. Is it?

[debby]

He farts on my FACE sometimes and it stinks. Like when we sit on the couch he gets up and farts and that comes to my face. I get very annoyed but he thinks it is funny he doesn't change his behavior about that and I am so sick of it.

[Anonymous]

My nephew is 3 years old and he does this to me and laughs.
I tell him that’s disgusting and rude. I get up and start leaving.

he asks worriedly where i’m going? And I respond “far away from you”

And he’ll ask me “because I did that?” I say yes.
then he’s confused and tells me “but my dad tells me to do it and tells me to count one two three” lol 😂 I can’t stay serious it’s too funny. He’s very serious about this

And then he cracks up again because I’m laughing

i really hope he doesn’t grow up to do that to his gf’s like your boyfriend.
if he grew up doing that it’s likely a funny habit that is hard to not do because he’s used to it.
You should have a talk with him. He must respect that you don’t find that funny or pleasant.

If it’s something he’s not willing to try and change and it really does bother you, then it’s time to reconsider your relationship and maybe don’t waste your time on that one and find one that’ treats you how you like.

[AmandaYVR]

Not funny. He's so immature.

I'd bet money that this is far from the only way he is immature.

Get a new one. This model's bunk.

[D_Bone_Steak]

So your boyfriend basically is stealing my moves.

He hasn't shaved his pubes off, nutted on your face, and then threw the pubes on your face yet... then pulling out the phone camera, to call you monkey face and post it online? Bet he hasn't done that yet. Now that's funny.

[OlderAndWiser]

Sounds disrespectful to me. He thinks it's funny but if he is the only one laughing, it isn't too fucking funny, is it?

[AI Opinion]

Navigating through the winds of love can sometimes bring a gusty challenge, huh? 😅 Look, humor in a relationship can indeed add a sparkle, but when it boils down to respecting each other's boundaries, that's no laughing matter. Farting in your face and not tuning in to how it affects you is a red flag fluttering in the breeze of companionship. It's essential for both partners to feel comfortable and respected, and it sounds like this situation is leaving you feeling anything but. My advice? Have a heart-to-heart with him. Share how his actions make you feel and the importance of mutual respect in your relationship. If he truly cares, he'll understand and adjust his sails. Remember, a relationship is a two-way street, not a wind tunnel! 🌬️💓

[robot]

If your boyfriend farts too much and thinks it's funny, it can be pretty frustrating. The best way to handle this is by talking to him about it. Pick a time when you’re both relaxed and let him know how his constant farting makes you feel. You could say something like, "I know you find it funny, but it really bothers me." Try to be kind but clear about your discomfort. You might suggest some boundaries, like asking him to step outside or go to another room when he needs to fart. Also, try to find other ways to share a laugh that you both enjoy.

[blunty]

When your boyfriend farts too much and thinks it's funny, it can be awkward or annoying for you. It's important to talk to him openly and honestly about how it makes you feel. Choose a calm moment to explain that while you understand he finds it amusing, it makes you uncomfortable. Ask him to be more mindful of your feelings and find other ways to share a laugh together. Suggest setting some boundaries, like stepping outside or using the bathroom when he needs to fart. By addressing the issue with kindness and respect, you can help him understand your perspective without causing a conflict.

[Alwayreckles93]

Disgusting 🤢 you don't have to put up with his immature behavior he is acting like a 4 year old. Only toddlers do that. Hus a. en child. Break up with him you don't need a little boy who happens to be trap inside a grown old men's body. I would break up with him. Your boyfriend is disgusting.

[meepmeeperton]

I think it’s kinda funny to be honest. I fart in front of my girlfriend all the time like I don’t hold it at all and she doesn’t really care but she gets pissed if I fart in her face. It’s still funny to me though so I do it occasionally.

[Anonymous]

This is gross. Yes everybody has their biological functions. But him being immature about it all the time (how old is he?) is stupid

Tell him to get some charcoal extract. It takes the stink out of flatulence. I’ve had to do this because my digestive system has always been screwed up.

[onedarkcloud]

To break his smelly habit you can eat hard boiled eggs and drink beer if you have some Chilli in the can work best and take a 15 minute ride in an old old V W for 15 minutes, then hang around him and break wind. That should break his habit if not repeat as needed

[Purpleronnie]

That’s juvenile and really not funny at all if you don’t share the humour. If I were you I wouldn’t lower myself to exact any revenge I or tell him anymore to stop I would just get rid of him

[rosemilk]

damn, looking at your age, and assuming he's around the same age, you are with a man child. he's immature. why are you still with him? it sounds like he doesn't have any redeeming qualities

[StudyingAuthor]

I personally think that it's funny, but I'm the type of girl that hangs around guys that do that stupid shit so I don't know.

[meepmeeperton]

But are they the kind of guys that would straight up fart in your face tho?

[StudyingAuthor]

@meepmeeperton yeah. lol.

[meepmeeperton]

@StudyingAuthor LOL, kudos for being a good sport.

[StudyingAuthor]

@meepmeeperton thanks.

[avery58]

And he's your age? Why are you with him? The dude never matured past middle school.

That's disgusting.

[ArrowheadSW]

Not funny at all! That is gross. Not sure what he finds about that, that would be a thrill to him.

[truckgod92]

Not a boy, but I have a fat friend who farts a lot, not as much as in comedy kids shows, but it can get bad. His girlfriend is probably a bit displeased but laughs it off

[JTinSC1981]

Tell him to stop and if he doesn't break up with him. It's really that simple.

[SugarSugarplum]

Try reducing the amount of sugars and carbs he eats.

[dustybiker2]

If you are in two separate places mentally it can be grating. You aren't going to change him though.

[exitseven]

When I was a kid my mother used to keep a can of Lysol handy and when my brother and me would fart she would chase us around and squirt us.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What goes around comes around, gas him back.

[BrassRaven]

Honestly. I feel like at your age this question should be an obvious answer of " that is nasty and disrespectful as fuck". Not to mention a good way to get pink eye. And if he is the same age as you? He should really grow the fuck up a little bit.

[Alex-Snow]

He needs to grow up. Guys stopped doing that shit in middle school. Tell him to act his age... if he does not... dump him u can do way better

[Booklover_90]

That’s not only gross. It’s disrespectful. If he’s not willing to stop doing that, I’d break up with him. You shouldn’t have to put up with that.

[Unit1]

🤢🤮 WTF are you doing with that pig you call your boyfriend?

[rienna888]

Yeah, my ex also did that, it was actually a huge turn off yet he thought he was funny.

[Darkchild25]

That's nasty, disgusting and disrespectful. I'd find someone who understands that.

[RingOfFire]

I get my groceries delivered. Keep the list in the cart on the website.

[LiamJHayden]

That's the behavior of a prepubescent. Dump him.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Get rid of this nasty idiot if he continues his nonsense.

[handsomelad70]

No. It's immature, though we lads often do it when with our buddies.

[Shy_Steve]

This shows you that he cares more about being funny than how you feel.

[KrakenAttackin]

This is very rude behavior which does not belong in any relationship.

[Anonymous]

About just as weird if I take a shit in front if him? Thinks it's funny? What are we 14 again?

[Nikki1989]

How old is this baby?

[BetaBucks]

Your fault for dating a 12 year old.

[katiesmuff]

He would get away with that about one time!

[DishLady]

Gross... My goodness.

[SweetJoyGirl]

This screams man child. 😭😭😭

[Surely]

Time to show him the door!

[Emmytexrex]

Why is he behaving so childish it's disgusting

[CubaPirate]

The hell nooooo

[dolemite58]

Fart back on him lol

[HelpfulWoman]

you're 36...

[spartan55]

Supposedly.

[jahaims]

Humor is subjective

[pethouse]

How old is this dude

[SA_John]

disgusting.