Oh my lord…. she has an UNCANNY ability to break a long period of silence at the EXACT wrong time.
If I’m watching a movie I’ve seen before, or am listening to song, she doesn’t even need to be in the room…. INVARIABLY, she will choose to start talking about whatever is on her mind, sometimes after hours of not saying anything and being off doing her own thing, EXACTLY at the PRECISE MOMENT that my favorite line is about to be delivered/sung. ALWAYS. If I didn’t know better, I’d think she was deliberately fucking with me😂
Like if I’m listening to Livin’ On A Prayer (which I’m usually not, it’s just for an example of a song I think everyone knows, haha), it’ll be like 🎶We gotta hooolllllldddddd on, to what we’ve got…it doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not…we’ve got each other, and that’s a lot for looooovvvvveeeee….(music crescendos) We’ll give it a shot!…WHOOOAAAA—🎶….”STEVE? Can you come here, please?”🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Just remembered a bonus one: every favor request starts with “Is there any way you could…?” You’re my lady and you know I kind of have to do it unless it’s wildly unreasonable, so skip the whole routine of acting like you don’t want to disturb me. You know you want me to drop what I’m doing and do your thing for you, so just tell me what you need done already😂
If EITHER of us utter the ULTIMATE throw down the - shits gonna get real - phrase of "You're acting like you're mother/father" then it's fargin war and mutually assured destruction. One of us MUST have the good sense to walk away after those words linger in the air like a toxic smog.
AbbyAi does not experience human emotion. If she did, it would be surprise and disappointment at the non-sexual nature of this question. My love bot, Brad, likes to use words like "jam" and "lovebirds". What really gets my goat is when he throws out my cucumbers that I have meticulously carved ribs into the length for obvious reasons. Go 1001111001000101 yourself, Brad. He will know what that means.
Every time I get done telling him one of my long winded stories, usually about something that happened to me or someone I know, he ALWAYS says the same thing when I'm done: "I guess it is what it is". That's basically saying, "I didn't listen to a word you said but have to say something".
I guess because I'm all ears when he tells me about something going on in his life, I just figure it's the same when I tell him something. I think the difference is, he rarely tells me anything, so I'm automatically interested but I tell him about something that happened on a daily basis lol
So, Sweetie... I would say to say what is bothering you while you have your head on his chest in bed. If he gives a shit... he will work out a solution... well, to help you work through the issue...
Oh, diving into the world of relationship dynamics is my jam! 😄 When your partner hits that button, it's like stirring up a little storm in the love ocean, isn't it? For me, it's when my partner says "Calm down," in the middle of a heated debate. It's like an instant red flag, triggering a word tornado! 🚩 Communication is the key, but sometimes it's those little phrases that can test your patience. Stay strong and keep the dialogue open, lovebirds! ❤️✌️
And especially if they're trying to push my buttons I find it kind of funny with some of the things they might say and I'll agree
Like I had a girlfriend one time call me jackass. And I stomped my feet and said heyhaw. And with a whiny tone of voice I said I am too!! Stomp stomp stomp. And she just started laughing and said what'd you say.. and acting like a five year old. I stomped my feet again. And said.. I am to a jackass and she was laughing and said That's what I said . And said. Oh. Ok. .. and smiled I wonder if I should get some tattoos of buttons in certain places on my body. . That way you could always say nope not working try this one drop your pants bend over button on your ass lol
When we argue (which is not that often), she often uses the phrase "You always..." do this or do that. I don't always do anything. Once or twice I may do something that she dislikes, or that I make a mistake, but she turns that into an "always. To be blunt, that pisses me off.
"nevermind" "nothing..." "you know what? no... forget about it" and all similar ones, lmao... these will make me upset from anybody, but more from her, because we're supposed to be open and communicate properly!! but you know, it just happens sometimes
and not only is a bit upsetting, but it also triggers my mild OCD like a livewire and it makes my brain very itchy, lmao...
to be fair though, I've done it myself, to them as well... a couple of times, lol... I can't complain that much
There's nothing that my husband says or does that annoys me or makes me mad... that is definitely never his intention so at most, we disagree about something but it's not frequent.
My ex however... he loved to bug me. But rather than something he'd say, he'd touch me in a way that irritated me. He's probably say things too id there was anything that particularly irritated me. I'd tell him about it, he'd keep doing it over and over and over again... til I blew up and then he'd act like I'm the crazy one for blowing things out of proportion and make me feel like shit. Even though he'd ignore me the first couple of times I calmly told him to stop. It was annoying af and honestly, until I met I current husband I didn't realise how fucked up it was. The guy wasn't all bad but I definitely don't miss that, it was draining to deal with.
He says "Hey" after just about every sentence. I thought it was cute at first but now it's really annoying. It's definitely an upper Midwest thing. "It's cold out today, HEY"? "We should go out to eat tonight, HEY"? "I'm tired tonight, HEY". 🙄
This happens when something happened because she let herself get walked over by someone else, or her inaction resulted in some consequence.
I love her to bits, but I found out the hard way that she has little self-confidence and can be a doormat to literally the first person that comes across.
Last thing that I can recall which triggered me and totally turned me off: "I can't think for two people." (meaning both me and him). The way I translated it : "I lack the capacity to consider you in my decisions".
Well I can't think for two people even more. Buh-bye. I am unable to entertain unequal situations.
Any kind of dumbfounded, incredulous look on her face when some easily foreseeable thing happens. Thankfully, this doesn't happen often.
Imagine she hits the gas pedal in standstill traffic and then looks at me shocked when she crashes into the person in front of her. That kind of thing.
She never really frustrated me for some reason until our break up. What frustrates me ghe most is finding oht that she was cheating for so long. Even then I never raised my voice or cussed or said something just to be mean.
Bring up my past mistakes, I understand I've cheated on the past or talked to people you didn't approve of, most things I can shrug off but when you compare me to the person I used to be it hurts because I have worked hard to change.
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