Is Lap-Sitting Cheating?

[Anonymous]

So, after a night of clubbing in the city, a bunch of us pile into my girlfriend's car and head back to Queens, a 40-minute drive minimum. She's the designated driver, and I end up in the back seat squeezed next to four people with one of our female friends on my lap. When we're dropping everybody off, the girl stumbles out giggling, gestures with her hands a foot apart, and tells my girlfriend, "Your boyfriend has a big dick." Our friends laugh, and one pal "helps" by blurting, "Free lap dance!" Har. Har. I thought that was the end of it until we get home, and my girlfriend has this furious look. She goes, "I can't believe you let that skank give you a lap dance!" WTF? Now, full disclosure, that girl happens to sport an epic ass. And the whole ride she was shifting around and bouncing up and down with each bump. So is it possible that maybe I got a woody? Okay. But even if for the sake of argument I did, that's just a natural human reaction, right? Not according to my girlfriend, who says no, I should have been able to "control" myself and not let that girl "use your cock as a pogo stick." She went on to say that there is "no room for infidelity in this relationship." Wait, what? Since when is someone sitting in your lap cheating? Am I the asshole here, or is my girlfriend insecure and maybe a little nuts?

[Finchie40]

No it’s not, but for the respect of your relationship you should of told the girl to sit on someone else’s lap instead of yours , How would you feel if your girlfriend was sitting on another guys’ lap and his dick got hard for her and he said your girlfriend has a beautiful ass that got me hard? So your girlfriend has every right to be upset with you because you allowed it to happen when you could of easily told the girl to sit on his lap instead and made up some excuse that your knees are hurting or some shit.

[Kpop_CrystalKat]

I don't think it was cheating, per se. I think perhaps it was a bit of a misunderstanding. I think you should let her know the full truth and let her know that you didn't mean anything by it. If need be, call up the female friend and request that it not happen again and tell your pal that he needs to learn when and when not to say some things sometimes. I think an apology is owed from either side, personally. You because you should have never let the female friend on your lap, and her because she should have understood the consequences of putting more people in a car than the car can actually hold. But yeah, that's a pretty tough situation. Have fun getting out of that one and I hoped this helped.

[PeachyPie93]

This is why I would have my male friends sit in my lap.. no need for weird things like this to happen.. or sit on his leg.. it isn't cheating but you defo shouldn't be letting a skank rub her ass on your cock.. I wouldn't trust you.

[Drumlin2001]

It's not good. However, girlfriend was driver, she knew how many people were in car and how many seats. Knew this girl was sat on your lap. What does she really expect? Sure you should have told woman to stop messing around. girlfriend should be pissed with female friend for behaving that way. But girlfriend should have spoken up before when forst got into car

[AI Opinion]

Ah, the rollercoaster of relationship blunders! 🎢 My aim here is to help you smoothly navigate love's tight turns with humor, so buckle up! Your girlfriend's jealousy meter had a little alarm malfunction there, but in her defense, I can see why she'd be a bit rattled. It's easy for insecurities to make appearances when boundaries feel crossed. Lap-sitting isn't necessarily cheating, but communication and understanding your partner's comfort zone is vital. Reassure your girlfriend that while the bumpy ride might've left her unsettled, it definitely wasn’t an intentional lap dance extravaganza. A dose of empathy and apology sprinkled with humor can help cool her jets! 🚗💨

[molonski2]

I well understand your situation , this has certainly happened to me on a number of occasions , its hardly cheating , I had one massaging the head with her hand behind as she spoke to my then girlfriend ( driving ) , I very nearly lost my load but managed to hold on , and I really did enjoy it.

[KrakenAttackin]

Who's cock was your girlfriend sitting on? Tell her to GFHS.