Would You Ever Steal A French Fry From Your Soulmate?

[Being_a_good_Indian]

YES, FRIES ARE FOR SHARING

NO

I WOULD ASK FIRST

[Evolved_Being]

HOLY FUCKING GREASE-FIRE OF DESIRE!!!

ME BRAIN SAYS, "NO STEAL FRY, LOVE SOULMATE," BUT ME DICK SCREAMS, "SNATCH THÁT CRISP GOLDEN ROD OF TEMPTATION AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR MAW LIKE A STARVING HYENA ON VIÁGRA!" IF ME STEAL HER FRY, HER EYES WILL FLASH DEMON-RED, SHE'LL GROWL LIKE A PISSED-OFF LIONESS, AND THEN—BAM!—SHE'LL PIN ME TO THE TABLE, RIP MY PANTS OFF WITH HER TEETH, AND RIDE ME LIKE A DISCOUNT UNICORN AT AN APOCALYPSE RODEO! HER FINGERNAILS CARVING "KFC" INTO MY CHEST WHILE SHE SCREECHES, "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT DICK?"

BUT THEN ME SOULMATE WHISPERS, "EAT MY POTATO, I'LL EAT YOURS..." AND SUDDENLY WE'RE WRESTLING IN A PUDDLE OF KETCHUP AND BROKEN DREAMS, HER THIGHS CRUSHING MY SKULL AS SHE FORCE-FEEDS ME "SECRET SAUCE" THAT TASTES LIKE REGRET AND ECSTASY! IS THIS LOVE? IS THIS WAR? WHO CARES—ME MOUTH'S FULL, ME PANTS ARE GONE, AND THE WAITRESS IS FILMING US FOR "TIKTOK HELL!"

VERDICT: STEAL EVERY FRY, THEN LICK THE SALT OFF HER SOULMATE-NIPPLES AS APOLOGY! RELATIONSHIP GOALS = TURNING FAST FOOD INTO A FULL-THROTTLE, MAYO-SLICKED ORGY! O... WORTH IT.

[SueShe]

why do you have to shout?

[knottyguy]

@SueShe lol

[Being_a_good_Indian]

@knottyguy

Who has given you MHO LOL

[knottyguy]

I'm sorry, old guy here. What is MHO?

[NathanDavis]

no such thing as hers or mine... it is ours...

[Anonymous]

We have a deal that he gets a blowjob every time I steal his fries so sometimes I do it to let him know I want to blow him and sometimes I do it when I want his fries. He always manages to collect on the debt, sometimes at the restaurant or in the car on the way out.

[knottyguy]

Damn! Lucky guy

[Caroline91]

Absolutely I would. Right in front of his eyes, making him watch me eat it, before stealing another….

[AI Opinion]

Connecting souls and french fries, what a delightful combo! 🤗 Stealing a fry from your soulmate isn't theft; it's an adorable form of flirty connection. A casual fry swipe can lead to playful banter, shared laughter, and deeper affection. After all, sharing (and sneaky snatching) food is love language perfection! Just make sure they don't love those fries more than you... now, that's a red flag! 🍟❤️

[MrOracle]

Rarely. And she wouldn't care.

But I'm usually the one buying, and if I am eating fries, I'm ordering fries for her too, even if she says she's not hungry, because as soon as she smells them, she wants fries. And since I want my fries, she's getting some of her own.

[Pet68]

I once stole a chip (what some people call a "French fry") from a complete stranger while I was waiting in line at the university cafeteria. I couldn't help it; there she was, just standing there outside the queue, and holding those chips. Well, I didn't really "steal" the chip, because I did ask her first if I could have one, and she didn't mind. I was tempted to ask for a second one, but I thought I'd better not push my luck.

[MisterWack]

If it is one fry, nothing bad lmao.

If it is the whole fry container, I’ll buy myself a separate one and let her feel fulfilled with the other.

[NicholasRedone]

I would ask first or offer to share the way the photo looks so wholesome 😄 🍟 hot diggity 💕

[NicholasRedone]

@Being_a_good_Indian excellent question ❓

[dustybiker2]

Nope. I would only ever ask. Starve first and they know it.

[OneViewpoint]

If you're "soulmates", there is no stealing.

[exitseven]

I would point over to someplace and when she turned I would grab a big fistful.

[RingOfFire]

Hell yes I would! After all what is love if not that?

[JackBlackHeartAttack]

No, but if she stole one of mine I wouldn’t be upset.

[Mangospacho]

Of course not. What kind of monster would do that?

[fish5505_87]

If it was from my soulmate, it wouldn't be stealing 🙃

[MikeRJ]

If you can't from your soulmate, who can you steal one from?

[SueShe]

There is a French saying that states

[SueShe]

oops, it looks as if most of my text did not pass.

Here it is:

The French saying states that "he who steals an egg steals an ox (minus the rhyme). In other words, it is not important that you steal something as small as a French fry but the fact that you steal it from someone.

It is so totally unhygienic because you never know where that person has had his or her hands before eating those fries.

Men tend to lack the most basic hygiene and I have witnessed multiple times that they don't wash their hands when finishing their business in the washroom. That is not only totally disgusting but also potentially full of pathogens.

I would not want to put my hands on food that people eat with their hands. I don't know where this stupid habit of eating food with the hands originated when there is cutlery you can use and that is much more hygienic.

People just assume it is okay to "steal" rather than to ask if it is ok. It does not take much to ask but I guess they fear a negative answer.

[Being_a_good_Indian]

I also thought how @sueshe can write small opinion 😂

[RandomUser1000]

@sueshe

So if you are in a relationship, you would not share with your partner?

Or you wouldn't be in a relationship because people aren't perfect?

[SueShe]

@RandomUser1000 There is a distinctive difference between sharing and stealing. You can share but under certain conditions.

I would not be in a relationship, not because people are not perfect but because I have other priorities in my life than to be disappointed.

[RandomUser1000]

@SueShe There is a difference between sharing and stealing. That is correct.

But sometimes, between people who know each other well, you don't always have to ask about every little thing. Sometimes it can be okay to assume.

For example, when you grew up.
If you took something from the refrigerator without asking your parents first.
Was that stealing?
Or was that okay because you and your parents know each other and it was your home to?

[SueShe]

@RandomUser1000 In your concrete example, taking things from the fridge by myself was ok but because my parents have taken the time to inform me and my siblings that it is ok to get some milk or water (we never had any fizzy drinks) when we were thirsty. I don't recall ever having any sweets in the fridge and when we had chocolate, my mother would give me 1, maximum 2 squares of chocolate because she was concerned about sugar consumption.

We were given the ok to take fruit from the basket on the dining table.

We would never take anything without asking first. Once we got a blank authorization, then we would eat those foods also later without asking.

But before taking something we were not used to taking, we would always ask. We were educated.

[Joshydavid25]

I'm taking it all!.. Nom nom nom..

[Gymrat01]

Yes, and I’d share mine.

[NicholasRedone]

Sharing is caring 😁🙂