Questions: Relationships

Astrology is complete balderdash, but...

According to astrology, this is what your personality should be like. Is it accurate or not?

Aries (March 21 - April 20): Adventurous, energetic, pioneering, courageous, enthusiastic, confident, dynamic, quick-witted, selfish, and impulsive.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21): Patient, reliable, warmhearted, loving, persistent, determined, placid, security-loving, jealous, and possessive.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21): Adaptable, versatile, communicative, witty, intellectual, eloquent, youthful, lively, nervous, and tense.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Emotional, loving, intuitive, imaginative, shrewd, cautious, protective, sympathetic, changeable, and moody.
Leo (July 23 - August 22): Generous, warmhearted, creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, expansive, faithful, loving, pompous, and patronizing.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Modest, shy, meticulous, reliable, practical, diligent, intelligent, analytical, fussy, and perfectionistic.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Diplomatic, urbane, romantic, charming, easygoing, sociable, idealistic, peaceable, indecisive, and changeable.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Determined, forceful, emotional, intuitive, passionate, exciting, magnetic, jealous, and resentful.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Optimistic, freedom-loving, jovial, good-humored, honest, straightforward, intellectual, philosophical, blindly optimistic, and careless.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Practical, prudent, ambitious, disciplined, patient, careful, humorous, reserved, pessimistic, and fatalistic.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Friendly, humanitarian, honest, loyal, original, inventive, independent, intellectual, intractable, and unpredictable.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, unworldly, intuitive, sympathetic, escapist, and idealistic.