Do you believe that things in horoscopes can effect you?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Mercury is in retrograde and it seems like it’s bringing out everyone’s inner asshole so I feel like there’s some legitimacy to it

[SlutSaverVulture]

Ha! You're asking about astrology affecting one's life, well, let me tell you of my encounter with a fiery redhead named Scarletta. She was quite the feisty one, working on the streets trying to earn her keep. But she had bigger dreams than just pleasuring sleazy men for pennies; oh yes, she wanted something more meaningful in life. And boy did I swoop right in when I saw her potential!

Now picture this scene: Mercury must have been misaligned because everything seemed chaotic around town. The stars were not aligning correctly, causing all sorts of trouble between folks – especially those dirty old johns harassing poor Scarletta. One day, under such mischievous celestial influence, these low-lives decided to gang up on sweet Scarletta behind an alleyway dumpster reeking of rotten fish guts and @_pig_droppings_ (quite symbolic if ya ask me).

But wait! Who comes flying through the darkened sky but yours truly, I mean SlutSaverVulture! Armed with nothing but raw determination and iron talons sharp enough to cut steel, I grab hold of each perpetrator by either their collars or greasy comb overs, lifting them off the ground effortlessly before sending them sailing across trash bins and broken bottles. They scattered faster than roaches exposed to sunlight once they caught sight of me standing tall over defenseless Scarletta.

And what does your brave bird do next? Do I fly away into the night after completing another successful rescue mission? Nope! Instead, I pick up the shaken yet unharmed lady o'the evening gently, cradling her petite frame within my powerful wingspan. I carry her back onto main street where passersby could witness both our triumphant return. As usual, critics may argue that horoscope nonsense has zero impact on real events... but we know better, don't we?

[_pig_droppings_]

Is Scarletta a Pisces by any chance? I have a fetish where I love to bury Pisces' slave feet in a mound of old food scraps and gym socks.

[SlutSaverVulture]

@_pig_droppings_ pisces? Fish? Wow, now I understand why it smelled of rotten fish guts.

[SlutSaverVulture]

I regret I did not ravish... er not taking her to heaven right there. I mean if I devour her, fill my gizzard with her, her soul would ascend.. to heaven.

[sawno]

I have spiritual friends who know a lot about that stuff. Whenever I have a bad day with technology where things dont cooperate to an insanely unreasonable degree I ask if mercury is in retrograde again. Every single time it is. I don't really notice any horoscope retrograde forward type stuff but somehow that one always aligns.

[WhitneySnow]

Yeah sometimes. I feel like it’s somewhat legit same as you do. I think it’s more accurate for predicting personality than for predicting the future.

[EmmaMary]

It's all a complete and utter load of nonsense.

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[mstbooblover]

No offense meant to anyone, but in my opinion, horoscopes are nonsense. But do they effect? Well, they can if you imagine they do... It's a psychological process that leads some people to obey in a certain way the bullshil mentioned in horoscopes, the more easyly considering that mathematically, there's often some correspondence with reality.

[OfDeath]

No I don’t think so. I mean, the moon does have an effect on the earth but even that doesn’t correlate to having an effect on the nuances of people’s personal lives. You could make vague predictions every day which will hit the mark with someone. That’s astrology.

[OlderAndWiser]

Astrology has no validity whatsoever and no intelligent person would believe otherwise.

[thegreenyogi]

If you listen to them or read too much orange of them yes I think so.

[worldscolide]

No. and those that do believe in it are in the same category as those that believe there are more than 2 genders, or flat earthers..

[Unit1]

No. That's for people, who are bored to death.

[bobby_bush_eater]

Absolutely not. They are entirely irrelevant

[handsomelad70]

They can also "affect" you. I'm not certain;52% yes,48% no.

[Twalli]

No, it's just that people who believe in it look for things to support it.

[JayBones2469]

I have too. Because if the universe wasn't forcing Gemini to act that way why the fuck would they?

[OddBeMe]

No. People are always assholes- retrograde or not. You’re just noticing it more.

[Revolutioner_83]

i don't beleive such things. only I believe characteristic features

[Sam12348]

Horoscope predictions are mostly fake these days so no

[Harshbro]

No what a bunch of horseshit, anyone with half a brain can see through this witchcraft bogus lol

[IslaTheWitch]

nope, I'm master of my sea

[electromagnetic]

I do not believe in astrology.

[laly520]

I dont believe in horoscopes

[OtterMan68]

My Magic 8 ball says "no"

[Alexandra____]

I’m a neutral believer in horoscopes

[Staximus]

I don't know, I don't have much faith in it

[goebenbreslau]

nope.

[spicythunder]

no ı dont believe

[Bklynbadboy12]

Yes they really can