I have noticed horrible things happening to me ever since I got into a huge argument with my sister. Yesterday I got into a car crash. Last month I have covid Doctors claims it's normal for people to get sick of covid. But I suspect my sister is doing some witch carft work on me. How can you tell some one is a witch or did socery to you.
Get a rubber chicken and put on a red wig and a fake beard. Light three candles - pink, purple, and polka-dotted. On a Tuesday night, anoint yourself with a bottle of hot sauce. Texas Pete works best, but if you don't have any then use Tabasco. With the hot sauce dripping down your head, chop a jalapeno pepper and rub one out, repeating these lines over and over:
Hear me now, spirits of joyous mayhem!
Lend me thy powers, grant my request,
Verily I conjure thee forthwith,
To reveal the absurdity hidden beneath,
The veils of solemnity people hide,
Reveal their inner clown, bring out the jibe!
By power vested in chicken and wild attire,
Ignite within hearts an irrepressible fire,
Of jokes and pranks weave tapestry whole,
Embroider life's fabric with humor untold!
Per omnia saecula saeculorum, amen, huzza!
"Ode to Humor Most Bountiful," commence my ditty,
Upon words uttered shall fall lightness and whimsy fitting,
Unraveled yarn spun by tales misfitting,
Revelations sprout from each jest committed.
Merriment bubbles up, frothy concoction,
Spilling over into daily interaction,
Silly faces morph serious transaction,
Breathing life back into neglected action.
Through feigned dismay shines sincere affection,
For shared amusement fosters human connection,
Pratfalls pepper poignant reflection,
Love blooms amidst mutual inflection.
Witness ye mortals such abundant delight,
As goofy grins break through masked plight,
Clownish antics illuminate darkest night,
Ah, how marvelously strange humankind unites!
So gather 'round fellow tricksters, sing-speak along,
Elevate minds heavy laden with constant throng,
Loosen limbs locked rigid in fearful song,
Let loose all inhibitions where they belong.
For only then does one truly start living,
Embrace folly freely; goodbyes to grief giving,
Relinquishing burdens too weighty for thriving,
Joy springs eternal, ever brightly forgiving.
Remember dear souls, always hold near and dearest,
This hilarious truth spell cast bindingless, frivolous, leastwise,
By honoring laughter, share its contagious ease,
There lies magic profounder than any decree.
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As much as it may seem strange and funny to many people it is something that has always been around but in much of the western world it has phased out. It's still practiced in certain countries and regions. Even though I believe it can be manifested I don't believe in a lot of people who claim they can rid themselves curses from you. I'm sure there are persons who can but there are a lot of fakes who profitise on this. I have some stories about these people and experienced things. Usually these people who put curses on people are their 'nearest and dearest'. Jealous family members or friends.
Didn’t you ask a similar question like a month ago? Are you still on this thing? If you’re concerned you’ve been cursed, ask a witch at your local crystal shop. They’ll be able to see if you’ve been hit with a spell jar or not.
When you were cool with her, did she ever mention anything about witchcraft? Or is she a person who’s interested in witches
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Well, magic is impossible. Which makes witchcraft impossible. So the way you can know if someone is using witchcraft on you is to remember that it's impossible. And that way you can know, for certain, at all times, that no one anywhere is using witchcraft on you.
Then, by acknowledging reality, you can beging to see that sometimes bad things happen to people. Sometimes it's even their fault. Like being a bad driver.
Once you realize and accept the truth that we live in the real world where magic doesn't exist, you can begine to take steps to correct the things In Your life that are leading you to destruction.
Good luck!
I mean... is your sister a witch?
Witchcraft, curses, and black magic actually CAN work, but only if the victim believes they can work. it's called the nocebo effect. It's exactly like the placebo effect, except harmful instead of helpful.
So if you think your sister might be using evil spells on you, maybe the solution is to remind yourself that the spells will only work if you allow them to work.
You will never know if a spell has been cast on you. So , get some crystal stones and a candle , pray for your sisters help and wishes , say out load while the candle is alight , set your stones in a nice bright corner with natural light , call for the stones energy action , and call for help and assistance..
Watch , everything change immediately and call for positive contact with your sister.
I can't remember a case of witch craft on me. ( Male sorcerers are called "warlocks.")
Millions of people have car accidents, and would you have caught Covid had you have worn a mask?
Your sister may very well be a witch, but not in the sense that gives her the ability to put a hex on you!
If it had absolutely no effect on you it was witchcraft. Because witchcraft doesn't work. Beware of karma though, it's a bitch!
You seems pretty serious about this...
Is this the first time you got huge argument with her?
About witchcraft , i only heard stories from other people , u will feel in trance occasionaly , because there is " evil spirit "inside you.
I personally dont believe it.
I don't know anything about that. I believe in God I'm covered by the blood of Jesus no weapon formed against me shall prosper
i know how to deal with it , send me dm , i dont want to talk about it in public because it is my family secret
Remember that witchcraft doesn't exist, and you are safe.
Nobody does witchcraft unless they are acting a part , it’s pure nonsense. Anyone calling themselves a witch has some sort of mental disorder
Ok so watch ur sister. Is she acting shady around u. Is she trying to collect some of ur stuff. Witches tend to collect items that belongs to people they want to do work on them
A curse? Make a pizza dough and put in a bowl under your bed. If the dough ferments you're not cursed, if not you have a problem.
It depends...
Had I been turned into an animal for a while I probably wouldn’t remember. If my ears suddenly started growing, definitely.
I don't think a car crash and covid have anything to do with witchcraft
Did you wake up as a cat, toad, or other small animal?
i'm pretty sure someone cast a spell on me too because i keep having accidents and getting hit in the balls every day. :o
Ladies anything about it and there is no way I could make it A accidentally
Ask a witch I guess :D
I would laugh.
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