I have noticed horrible things happening to me ever since I got into a huge argument with my sister. Yesterday I got into a car crash. Last month I have covid Doctors claims it's normal for people to get sick of covid. But I suspect my sister is doing some witch carft work on me. How can you tell some one is a witch or did socery to you.
+1 yGet a rubber chicken and put on a red wig and a fake beard. Light three candles - pink, purple, and polka-dotted. On a Tuesday night, anoint yourself with a bottle of hot sauce. Texas Pete works best, but if you don't have any then use Tabasco. With the hot sauce dripping down your head, chop a jalapeno pepper and rub one out, repeating these lines over and over:
Hear me now, spirits of joyous mayhem!
Lend me thy powers, grant my request,
Verily I conjure thee forthwith,
To reveal the absurdity hidden beneath,
The veils of solemnity people hide,
Reveal their inner clown, bring out the jibe!
By power vested in chicken and wild attire,
Ignite within hearts an irrepressible fire,
Of jokes and pranks weave tapestry whole,
Embroider life's fabric with humor untold!
Per omnia saecula saeculorum, amen, huzza!
"Ode to Humor Most Bountiful," commence my ditty,
Upon words uttered shall fall lightness and whimsy fitting,
Unraveled yarn spun by tales misfitting,
Revelations sprout from each jest committed.
Merriment bubbles up, frothy concoction,
Spilling over into daily interaction,
Silly faces morph serious transaction,
Breathing life back into neglected action.
Through feigned dismay shines sincere affection,
For shared amusement fosters human connection,
Pratfalls pepper poignant reflection,
Love blooms amidst mutual inflection.
Witness ye mortals such abundant delight,
As goofy grins break through masked plight,
Clownish antics illuminate darkest night,
Ah, how marvelously strange humankind unites!
So gather 'round fellow tricksters, sing-speak along,
Elevate minds heavy laden with constant throng,
Loosen limbs locked rigid in fearful song,
Let loose all inhibitions where they belong.
For only then does one truly start living,
Embrace folly freely; goodbyes to grief giving,
Relinquishing burdens too weighty for thriving,
Joy springs eternal, ever brightly forgiving.
Remember dear souls, always hold near and dearest,
This hilarious truth spell cast bindingless, frivolous, leastwise,
By honoring laughter, share its contagious ease,
There lies magic profounder than any decree.12 ReplyHave you ever rubbed one out after cutting jalapenos? The answer is no, I haven't.
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+1 yAs much as it may seem strange and funny to many people it is something that has always been around but in much of the western world it has phased out. It's still practiced in certain countries and regions. Even though I believe it can be manifested I don't believe in a lot of people who claim they can rid themselves curses from you. I'm sure there are persons who can but there are a lot of fakes who profitise on this. I have some stories about these people and experienced things. Usually these people who put curses on people are their 'nearest and dearest'. Jealous family members or friends.
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Yes Sir you are correct. It comes from yhe people that you least expect it.
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Usually family (extended more than closer) and 'friends' ... Unless you are a political figure or person with influence. I heard WEF had a witch convention in Switzerland not long ago. Up to no good as usual.
+1 yDidn’t you ask a similar question like a month ago? Are you still on this thing? If you’re concerned you’ve been cursed, ask a witch at your local crystal shop. They’ll be able to see if you’ve been hit with a spell jar or not.
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+1 yWhen you were cool with her, did she ever mention anything about witchcraft? Or is she a person who’s interested in witches
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She was a witch at the time when she was in highschool way back in 2001.
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I post more questions about this check my profile.
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Well to know if your sister is bewitching you is by seeing how she act around you, she’ll be uncomfortable and can’t look at you in the eyes. Another way is by your gut feeling, it’ll tell you. Bad things will start happening in your life. You’ll start being depressed or feeling heavy. Spiritual people will tell you that your sister is bewitching you
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Yeah my local church pastor and his wife told. Girl it's been hard. I was advice to cut them completely off.
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I suggest you do what they say asap
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I will something feels very off.
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My sister did get upset when she found out I made an appointment with the. Hruch misnistry gruop for deliverance. I mean she was furious.
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+1 yWell, magic is impossible. Which makes witchcraft impossible. So the way you can know if someone is using witchcraft on you is to remember that it's impossible. And that way you can know, for certain, at all times, that no one anywhere is using witchcraft on you.
Then, by acknowledging reality, you can beging to see that sometimes bad things happen to people. Sometimes it's even their fault. Like being a bad driver.
Once you realize and accept the truth that we live in the real world where magic doesn't exist, you can begine to take steps to correct the things In Your life that are leading you to destruction.
Good luck!
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You caholic people amazed me. Pastor is right just because you catholics live a disorganized life that doesn't mean everyone else does.
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I'm a Catholic. My life is weird because I'M weird, not because I'm a Catholic.
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@handsomelad70 All catholic members are weird.
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OK, but I doubt you know even an appreciable fraction of Catholics.
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@handsomelad70 you people actually believe Mary ca save you. Only Jesus can save you. I don't understand wy you people worthshiping statues that's idolatry and you catholic people practice idolatry.
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Whatever, boyo. (Actually, I worship buxom broads !!!)
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Lol who on earth said I was Catholic? I'm telling you magic doesn't exist. That would apply to God's and miracles also.
You will never know if a spell has been cast on you. So , get some crystal stones and a candle , pray for your sisters help and wishes , say out load while the candle is alight , set your stones in a nice bright corner with natural light , call for the stones energy action , and call for help and assistance..
Watch , everything change immediately and call for positive contact with your sister.
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+1 yI mean... is your sister a witch?
Witchcraft, curses, and black magic actually CAN work, but only if the victim believes they can work. it's called the nocebo effect. It's exactly like the placebo effect, except harmful instead of helpful.
So if you think your sister might be using evil spells on you, maybe the solution is to remind yourself that the spells will only work if you allow them to work.
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+1 yI can't remember a case of witch craft on me. ( Male sorcerers are called "warlocks.")
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Thanks fornthe info. Yeah I missed to mention that. My mom's side of the family comes females all come from witch's. I converted to Christian thankfully I didn't want to take no part.
+1 yMillions of people have car accidents, and would you have caught Covid had you have worn a mask?
Your sister may very well be a witch, but not in the sense that gives her the ability to put a hex on you!
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I came from generational witch from past generations. So I am sure my sister is a witch. I take very well careof my self even the doctor was surprised. You might not believe in this stuff. By I was told by other family memebers and faily friends. I am just curse. Things happend for know reason. If witch carft wasn't real I wouldn't be here sitting writting about it. Think about it what benefit do I get from making thisnstuff up out of this? Something isn't right here.
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I never said you were making it up. You are perfectly free to believe in anything you want. You can believe in the tooth fairy if you wish. I'm just answering from my perspective
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What does the toothfairy haveto do with this. I've never said anything about tooth fairies.
If it had absolutely no effect on you it was witchcraft. Because witchcraft doesn't work. Beware of karma though, it's a bitch!
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I am glad karma exist.
+1 yi know how to deal with it , send me dm , i dont want to talk about it in public because it is my family secret
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I send a follow not sure why its not letting me send message. The devil is attacking me.
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sorry i forgot to change u think its fine nownow
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lol i mean you can try now , i just changed account setting
+1 yYou seems pretty serious about this...
Is this the first time you got huge argument with her?
About witchcraft , i only heard stories from other people , u will feel in trance occasionaly , because there is " evil spirit "inside you.
I personally dont believe it.
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+1 yI don't know anything about that. I believe in God I'm covered by the blood of Jesus no weapon formed against me shall prosper
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Thank you brother for sharing that scripture with me. I am going to write down this scripture.
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+1 yRemember that witchcraft doesn't exist, and you are safe.
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+1 yNobody does witchcraft unless they are acting a part , it’s pure nonsense. Anyone calling themselves a witch has some sort of mental disorder
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Catholic are nuts then because they practiced sorcery.
+1 yOk so watch ur sister. Is she acting shady around u. Is she trying to collect some of ur stuff. Witches tend to collect items that belongs to people they want to do work on them
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She might had collected my personal stuff. My sister was staying at my house druing Christmas she claim that her house was hunted. I wonder why I bet she was practicing wotch carft.
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Ok whatever happens to u in upcoming days u need not to show u r affected. Try to show that u r happy and healthy. If she is guilty u will notice her growing agitated and confused that her hex isn't working. She will actively try to do more things and collect more stuff. This will lead her to get caught by u at some point. If u can prevent her from taking your stuff to use in witchcraft this would be better. Witches usually use clothes items or ur own hair to do magic
467 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic. A curse? Make a pizza dough and put in a bowl under your bed. If the dough ferments you're not cursed, if not you have a problem.
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Had I been turned into an animal for a while I probably wouldn’t remember. If my ears suddenly started growing, definitely.
00 Reply434 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic. I don't think a car crash and covid have anything to do with witchcraft
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Ok let me get this straight bumping on to some other individuals mini van by hitting there reare end lights small minimal accident it's normal? The cop didn't even give me a ticket I called 911. Iwas shocked about the accident. The cop told me speak with my church pastor. Im confuse few weeks ago I was sick with covid. My sister and I had a huge messy argument way back in February I mean things were going great until now March and April the cop told me this is noal I see this accidents very often its no biggie. Me no biggie I bumped into this womans car.
+1 yDid you wake up as a cat, toad, or other small animal?
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What? That's a weird awkward question but ok.
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Yeah, but you’d know someone used witchcraft on you…
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Because a lot of people had told me.
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Better get a protection spell, just to be safe.
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Where can I get protection spell?
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Is there a creepy forest near where you live?
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I wouldn't say creepy but I do live in nature.
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Any witch cottages in your forest?
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No. I suspect it has to be my sister..
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Well, your sister won’t give you a protection spell against her own spell… Do you have a health food store?
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Yes I do
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I left the mormon church a few years ago I practice insie the temple and I used to wear this white shirts under my clothes mormons believe its for protection. I made a bow to not drink coffee afterbI left the lds church I started drinking coffee like non stop. I was thinking about going back and get reinstated. But not sure.
Anonymous(36-45)+1 yi'm pretty sure someone cast a spell on me too because i keep having accidents and getting hit in the balls every day. :o
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+1 yLadies anything about it and there is no way I could make it A accidentally
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Im serious this isn't a joke.
1 yWho cares if you dont believe in it?
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+1 yI would laugh.
00 Reply Easily - they didn't. It's not real lol
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+1 yGood question. I don't think you can.
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