Religion & Spirituality

Are we doomed to despair, dismay and damnation?

Ok, so, like, it's Mercury Retrograde. Yes, Mercury is in RETROGRADE from February 26 to March 20, 2026. You know what that means. Doom, despair, dismay and damnation. And to make matters worse it is in the depressing sign of Pisces. We may never smile again. And the sky is going to fall.

Some may say, "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Random. Your devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden..."

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Take heed of my warning. Just look how Mercury Retrograde has wreaked havoc on humanity in the past:
In the year of 2012, California fell into the ocean because of Mercury Retrograde. Ok, this might be a slight case of miscommunication BUT it is a perfect example of how Mercury Retrograde wreaks havoc on humanity with lots of miscommunication, which you will also find lots of in this post and I blame Mercury Retrograde.

California falling into the ocean cuz of Mercury Retro or miscommunication or something.
California falling into the ocean 'cuz of Mercury Retro or miscommunication or something.

And here's how the Mercury-end of the world as we know it-Retrograde will create your own personal hell for your own ZODIAC
 sign. (<--- Link to personal hell for your zodiac sign)

On a positive note, you can always use Mercury Retrograde as an excuse on an apology form:

Actual Apology Form Random will need to use after making this post about Mercury Retrograde.
Actual Apology Form Random will need to use after making this post about Mercury Retrograde.

But still, I ask, Are we doomed to despair, dismay and damnation?

Actual simulation of neurodivergent Random during Mercury Retrograde
Actual simulation of neurodivergent Random during Mercury Retrograde
Are we doomed to despair, dismay and damnation?
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