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Plenty of Fish in the Cesspool: Online Dating
Despite my natural aversion to online dating, I gave it a shot to either prove myself wrong or reaffirm my preconceived notions about it. I figured that if the worst came to worst, I could share my experience here and...
How Star Wars: The Last Jedi Failed
So I know this review comes reeeeeeeally late, months after The Last Jedi opened in December 2017, but I post it now because the film is out on BluRay and not only have I wanted to for weeks and been caught up, but also...
10 Places Where Conservatism Still Thrives
DISCLAIMER: WARNING, THIS MYTAKE CONTAINS HARSH FACTS WHICH SOME WILL CONSIDER RACIST OR CULTURALLY INSENSATIVE. IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT, DON'T READ THIS! Following social media and watching the news, it seems like almost the...
Tall People Problems
Everyone has problems. These are tall people problems. 1. Going into any stall who's door does not reach the ceiling. Awkward peeing. Awkward dressing room encounters. Awkward. 2. Standing in line behind someone short...
In Defense Of The Speedo
Speedo, while a brand name of an Australian swimwear company, has become a colloquial term referring to men's swim briefs. In this myTake, I'll be using the term Speedo in this generic colloquial way. As with the related...
Should I quit my plumbing job?
While getting my permit and driving licence, I decided to get some plumbing experience. I found a guy to hire me, I stayed low-key until I got my driver licence. I've been working there for months and I don't know any of...
Weak male genes in guys?
Hi everyone. Who believes that short bald men have weak male genes? I am 5'7'' and balding age 25. I generally don't get sick and thank God no serious illnesses. I am good at sports (apart from basketball)...
Guys, Why do guys enjoy lifting their girlfriends up?
So, my boyfriend is a 6ft1, 197lb, large framed guy who's 25 years old. He plays hockey, and also worksout, he's all muscle. I'm 5ft 1, 24 years old, at 105lbs. Very tiny built, and petite. WHY is it that...
How to Present Yourself at a Job Interview if You Are Student
1. Dress like your job depends on your outfit. I’ll never forget the words of one motivational speaker at a grant writing conference I attended: “I was once hiring for an entry level position and it came down to a choice...
Things You Should Know About Transgender People
I have two transgender cousins, and I've dated a female to male (FTM for short) transgender. So, I have a bit of experience with them. My cousins are both in their teen years still, and so going through this is hard for...
An Idiot's Guide to How Different Argument Go!
Now, there are a few things in life I don't understand, like, most 5 syllable words, people who unsparingly use the word 'literally' and anybody who names their child after a fruit. But one thing I do understand is how...
Is this a good sign?
So, I had a student council meeting with a very special guest, so everyone had to wear something formal. I went with a white button up blouse and a pencil skirt, and as soon as I entered the room, John (my crush) said,...
The Decline of Star Wars - A Consequence of Left Wing Politics
It's happening exactly as I and many others foresaw it. The only surprise here is that it's happening much sooner than we anticipated. This is what happens when you place a group of feminists to manage one of the most...
Question to the "booty" or "butt" guys out there? Is this a deal breaker?
Let me set this up properly. My boyfriend is a booty man and has been since the very start of our relationship. Around month 5 he started complimenting me about my backside and would occasionally smack it as I walked by...
Does my coworker like me?
So I have this off and on crush on my coworker. The situation is confusing. When I first started we were fairly close, talking a lot. At times she would snuggle against me "to stay warm" or sit with me at meetings but I...
Unusual Things Some People Believe
There are various things that have either been debunked, can’t be proven or disproven and beliefs that are inspired by unlikely sources. Here are some of those things. Some sound absolutely bizzare while Others sound...
You're Not Funny, You're Just an A**hole
You're not funny, you're just an asshole. Picture of myself so I can keep this dumb theme going. Unpopular opinion time! I mean this is my first MyTake so I'll try my best to be super opinionated and give nobody the...
Are Y'all Bored?
I'm back with more jokes - as I always do 😉 ❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈❈ A Woman's Pride A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burnt. The doctor told the husband that...
Here is my story, I do not know how to combat depression or love myself, like how someone can with my problems?
Hi, I'm 26 years old, I don't understand how to love myself or to combat my depression. I went to the various therapist, talked to various people about my situation, tried to do as many hobbies as I could. Take medicine,...
Men, Here Are Your 14 Greatest Qualities For a Healthy Relationship
(this is gonna be long...) I've recently been asked by too many people in private, what are the greatest qualities to have a healthy relationship in which you almost never fight and get along. Now, since I think...
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