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A cop shuttle grabbed a speeding space car, using a tractor beam.

The cop asked: "do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy: "Yes, the speed of sound."

Cop: if you knew, why did i need to chase you!

Guy, you can't blame me for that! I couldn't hear your siren !

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My girlfriend has been sexually rejecting me for 8 months now. At first I thought we were just having a dry spell and she just needed space.

Recently I organized a summer vacation for us. Again, she was talking really sexual. Saying “where gonna have so much sex”, my vagina will be all yours for 4 weeks, and we’re gonna have sex in car”. We only had 3 times on our trip after begging her for it.

I had so many thoughts of her potentially cheating so I set up a decoy. My buddy rob had sex with her in the past. She doesn’t know that me and rob are friends. So I asked rob to text her and she responded and chatted with him for a bit. At first, she was honest and told me a guy named rob from her past messaged her, but. Now things are getting sour.

Right now at this very moment she’s laying beside me sleeping. And again, she refused sex like always. So I asked rob to call her multiple times, she woke up and kept declining. I asked her “who’s calling?”. She lied and said random number 😬

I work on the traffic team at church. I am usually wearing a security uniform.

I saw this middle eastern guy driving this beat up van. He pulled into the filled church parking lot shortly before worship service released.

He drove a circle around the parking lot before I stopped him and questioned him. He had children roaming in the back of the mini van.

I couldn't understand his English well. I directed him to a parking space, where he sat there for a while. I kept a very close eye on him the entire time.

Luckily, everything was fine. I was very nice and was trying to help, but I maintained a visual on him and his vehicle the entire time he sat there.

Did I do the right thing?