Well, hello everyone.
It’s me again.
*drums*
And it’s finally here people.
The part 2 of my previous, very successful take that so many people got offended from (one of the best I've ever written if I may add, I got blocked by at least 12 different people lmao)... Here is the link :
People Who Need To Quit The Internet... And See A Psychologist Instead Pt.1
If you missed it then you should check it out cause it was just...
MAGICAL.
All the butthurt people put aside their differences, their st*pid beliefs and got united for one and only purpose, to fight and hate me.
Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway... *wipe tears away*
In the first take, I wrote 3 different and basic categories of people that should quit the internet, and I'll do the same here today... Get ready gaggers, cause I am about to.. As always...
Without further do... Let's go.
1. The Obvious Catfishes.
Female account : *Inserts picture as profile picture*
Female Account : *Asks Question* How many penises can you take at the same time?
Me : *completely ignores the question cause...Obvious Reasons* That's a nice pic of Kylie Jenner.
Female account : This is not Kylie Jenner . That is me. I took this pic in indian like.
Me :
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You guys --- I'm not going to lie, make me laugh really hard.
Like it's so obvious that you are fake that is hella funny.
Cause except the fact that you put famous celebrities as your profile pictures you'll also either forget to change the country and you see an ash-blonde, blue-eyed guy with super pale skin from Pakistan or you say you are from England and you can't speak not even basic English.
Either way it maybe is funny for me, but you need to speak to someone for these... Let's just call them idiotic tedencies.
Like I don't know what's scarier, the fact that you don't understand how obvious you are... Or the fact that you consider that everyone is so dumb that you won't be discovered.
2. Those Who Ask The SAME EXACT Question Every Single Day & Multiple Times.
Anonymous :*Asks Question* My wife is taller than me what should I do?
Me : *Ignores and scrolls*
A second later..
Anonymous :*Asks Question* My wife is much taller than me what should I do?"
Me : *Ignores and scrolls*
A second later..
Anonymous :*Asks Question* My wife is taller than me what should I do huh?"
Me :
Spoiler for the end :
This was continued 100 times.
And Tsarina lost her sanity cause she couldn't block him cause he was anonymous.
....
BOI.
LIKE,WHY.
What is the point of asking the same question every day? lmao.
You need to talk about these issues with a therapist.
3. The Old Pervs.
C'mon, you knew this was coming.
Me : *just casually roasting on G@G and suddenly get notification that a 57 year old man started following me*
Me : *Feels weird but goes on with my bussiness*
G@G :
Me : *Goes to messages cautiously*
Old Perv : I like little girls like you, are you naughty? *has send also a dick pic*
Me :
---NO.GOSH NO. JUST NO.
Like, can't you guys tell how much pervy you behave?
Do you feel good with yourself when you bother females both young and older online?
People at your ages have kids, families... I don't say you must have one of the two or both too... BUT CAN'T YOU RESPECT THAT ME AND SO MANY PEOPLE HERE ARE UNDERAGE AND NOT INTERESTED?
Is it really that hard to search your favorite category in porn hub...
OR go visit a specialist,
and stop annoying us? Jeez.
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Next time you'll see one of these people that belong to one or more of these 3 categories... You know what to do, use the hastag :
Let's give these people some psychologist's phone number. Let's make the world a better place and fill the asylums with real mental cases.
MY KISSES TO THE WORLD
That's it for today babydolls.
Till next time, stay sassy.
- AngelicEmpress
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