Hi. I won’t even lie to you people, this Mytake is 100 per cent just to piss people off. I’m in that kind of mood today. I didn't go to the gym this morning, so, I had some time to kill. You're welcome.
There are people in this world who just suck. They have little to no redeeming qualities, or they are simply so fucking cringey you can’t see what good qualities they may have.
Socially inept, insecure, bitter and horny – these are the things that mix up the perfect internet reject in the shit-pot. They’re easy to spot: they spend far too much time online, they look at online forums as ACTUAL real-life communities, and they take the shit far too seriously.
They form real obsessions with people who live behind a keyboard, whether it be sexual or based on pure hatred, causing them to spew their bullshit anywhere anyone can see it. Because, God knows they couldn’t get attention anywhere else.
Here’s some of the people who need to get off the internet.
Crazy Fetishists
Have your fetish and fuck it too, I don’t give a shit. What I DO give a shit about is the fanatical fetishists who hop on forums where the shit just doesn’t belong. Yes, G@G has categories where you can talk about sex and such, but it doesn’t have a: "Post your creepy shit in hopes of sexting people who like feet and ball-busting," category.
I’ve seen profiles dedicated to feet, cuckolding, feminists-supremacy/humiliation – you name it, it exists on G@G. The people behind those profiles are the atypical sexual deviants who likely can’t get a single ounce of actual sexual gratification from any willing person in their lives, so, they go to the internet. Which is FINE, but can you keep your posts about:
“What would you do to my feet?”
“Can you humiliate me for my small dick?”
Would any girl mind if I stole her panties and licked them while she slept?”
… On actual fetish forums? Or Porn Hub? Somewhere OTHER THAN HERE? There’s more to life than obsessing over your creepy fetishes and there’s fucking 13-year-olds here, dude. CHILL.
Side note: literally saw a female user who's picture was her butt-crack and her fucking feet. Her banner? Nothing but feet.
Bitch, go get a fucking hobby.
Bitter, Socially-Challenged Would-Be Romantics
AKA … the dudes and gals who hate the opposite sex due to their failure to obtain sex or relationships from them. The people who just seethe when they see a guy or girl online post anything positive or in defense of their own gender; the people who can’t help but get infuriated when someone of the opposite sex has a happy relationship or doesn’t approve of being approached or flirted with. They think the opposite sex is EVIL, they’re all cheaters, they’re all bullies, they’re all illogical, they’re all OUT TO GET THEM!
… Only, they’re not. That’s why they’re still single. No one is out to get them. Chances are, the opposite sex doesn’t even acknowledge them, and that’s why they’re mad, pissing on the internet.
I get shit-talk from both male and female versions of this breed of internet reject, and I recently had someone ask why I don’t go back and forth with them more. Well, to be honest, it’s because:
1) I have better things to do.
2) I can’t debate with illogical people lol. It’s better to just say your piece, piss them off, and let them go on their miserable way.
Feminazis and Old Testament Dirt-Bags
No hate to religious people as a whole when I refer to the Old-Testament, but, that shit is fucking sexist as hell, so I’m using it as comparison.
We all know these types: Females who literally believe the “patriarchy” in the Western world stops them from leaving their house due to being ugly and unemployed (or whatever the fuck is making their pussies bleed)
Then, you have the dudes who think women need to literally be kept as fucking SLAVES who are subservient to their husbands because, apparently, having personal freedom and ability to express opinions has “corrupted” them.
No one cares you think men are scum.
No one cares you think women shouldn’t have rights.
No one cares you think men have no right to have physical standards.
No one cares you think women need to pop out babies and bake you pie all day, quietly.
No one cares you think a man looking at you for more than .5 seconds is “raping you with his eyes.”
No one cares you think women having jobs is going to fucking emasculate you.
NO ONE CARES.
Y’all need to just get a tampon, have a slice of pie, and go to bed. Maybe masturbate, I hear it helps. Because no one takes you or this shit seriously and it’s going to put you in an early grave. Having this much bitterness and hate can’t be good for your heart.
Perverts / “Pedophiles”
Sorry guys, but, at least on G@G, you make up most of this type of internet reject. Female versions do exist, but I don’t see it as much. Don’t hate me for it, I didn’t make this up.
But, we have all probably noticed there are the guys who spam every female user with invite after invite to get them to answer very specific, personal, sexual questions in the name of “understanding women better.”
Girls, when playing with your clit, do you rub it in a circular motion while twisting you nipple, or do you prefer to put a thumb up your ass while you do it?
im a virgin so i jus wanna kno wut gurls lyk… :) ;) :) ;)
If that’s not bad enough, they then drop into the comments, and without an ounce of discrimination, they go after everything that looks remotely female. They post sexual shit, hit on them, ask to private message, type unnecessary “Mmmm’s and aaaahhhhh’s.”
It’s fucking disturbing.
What’s worse is they will IGNORE people’s ages. Girls could be as young as 13-15, they don’t care, they’ll try to sext them anyway and become belligerent if they refuse or if someone (namely me) points out them being underage. While, yes, technically pedophiles are people attracted to prepubescent children, it’s STILL WRONG AND CREEPY! GET OFF THE INTERNET!
No one really cares about anything these people have to say outside of finding it comical or fucking annoying. So, do us all a favour: get off the internet, get a hobby – I hear crocheting is relaxing – and just calm down. Find purpose outside of making the internet shittier than it is.
OR … at least … read this, get triggered, and make me laugh with you mock offence and false righteousness.
~ Love Jane.
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