17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

mikemx55

1 - Have an opinion

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

2 - Obsession

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet
17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

3 -Like Justin Bieber

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

4 - Game war
17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

5 - Contradict yourself (on purpose)

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

6 - Cats

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

7 - Troll environmentalists

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

8 - Hate anime

9 - Love Trump

10 - Hate Emma Watson

11- Say you're feminist

12 - Talk about jogging

13 - Make Hitler jokes

14 - Say you're racist!

15 - Star Trek is better then Star Wars

16 - Make a grammar erorr

18 - Make a list

17 - Miss a number on that list

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet

Let the troll inside you come out, and bring other ideas that piss off the internet.

17 Ways You're Guaranteed to Piss Off the Internet
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  • Bandit74
    The only way you piss people off by giving an opinion is if your opinion is different than theirs, or if its phrased in a tactless manner.

    With grammer , I have notived people usually only call others out on their grammer if they disagree with your opiniin..

    Bassically if you express an opinion they agree with, then they won't criticise your grammar. However, if your opinion is different from theirs then they will use your grammar errors in an attempt to discredit you.

    It's the same with age. If your opinion is the same as theirs then you are "wise beyond your years". However, if your opinion is different from theirs then you are an ignorant 16 year old fucktard whose opinion isn't even worth acknowledging.
    Is this still revelant?

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  • RJGraveyTrain
    Or be @fearless_banana
    Is this still revelant?
    • Lmao. I one time posted "Wow... my heart goes out to all those victims" to the gay night club shooting in Florida, and I got like 4 pink downvotes.

    • @Fearless_banana My point is proven by that statement alone. Lol.

    • mikemx55

      looool nobody wants your heart

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  • YourFutureEx
    Ok so, no need to get offended as this is just my opinion but I really think that Justin has a talent and it doesn't mean that I'm gay. I don't like gays as they see my ass as an object, but I won't mind lesbians as long as they're not voting for Hilary because she's a bitch and unattractive feminists like Emma will get ego boost if she won. If you really want an ego boost, go for jogging and get fit rather being a vegan and spoiling your life watching anime all day and playing some stupid games on X-box at home. And no, Pokemon go is not a workout, you're playing it for fun, not for health. Stupid mobile gamers, why don't you go for PC? It has :-
    1. Better graphics
    2. Emulators
    3. Cheaper games
    5. More controlling options
    6. Upgradable
    7. You can use it for other things
    The only dowsnide is that you have to clean it, but who gives a fuck about pollution as long as you enjoy benefits? Hitler used harmful gas but he was smart enough to use human skin. But you? You are not smart. People like you waste your time reading posts like this and get ED. You are as dysfunctional as the Skywalker family you adore. People like you deserve to die because you are the slave of your own pet. Only master race should survive.
    • mikemx55

      Did you just pick seriousness for a troll fight?
      I'm still trying to figure this out.

    • Troll fight? How dare you? This is my opinion. I'm entitled to it. I have freedom of speech. First amendment!

    • mikemx55

      Stupid pc master racers... why don't you go for a mac?
      It has...
      hmm
      ..
      IT'S PRETTY!

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  • ChocoLada
    This will piss off three fandoms at once, LoL :P

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  • Blobb
    lmao

    Hitler jokes don't piss people off really... do they?

    Add:
    -Star Trek vs Star Wars
    -Anything about liberals, gunsm race or republicans
    -Am I big enough?
    -Why are all girls/boys so shitty nowadays?
    -I hate these shallow people always talking about looks, personality is what really matters
    -This is how a REAL man/woman should act
    -Religion, god exists or god is retarded

    lmfao there's so many, gag is a goldmine
    • mikemx55

      People are a goldmine, don't blame on GaG xD

      GaG is what people make of it.

  • Memes
    MLG
    Saying all men/all women are this
    Projection
    Saying "You're young" or "You're only X years old"
    Having a satire sense of humor
    Taking some MyTakes or Questions too seriously
    Ponies
    Furries
    Religion

    But having an opinion is very true!
    • mikemx55

      WHAT?

      This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

    • Unit1

      Hahahaha xD
      No offense ^^
      This is the internet :P
      You can be anything you want to be.

      Agree on what? x)

    • mikemx55

      xD doesn't matter, but I've seen someone post that, and I just burst into laughter

  • Jxpxtxr
    "15 - Star Trek is better then Star Wars" it's better THAN, it's also "Grammar ERRoR", not "erorr". Man.. I'm SOoOoO pissed off by all your spelling mistakes rn! 😤
    • Waffles731

      Also even then its just a false statement
      Star Trek will NEVER be better than Star Wars

    • Jxpxtxr

      @Waffles731 I hope you're kidding 😒 #teamenterprise

    • Waffles731

      Not at all.
      Have you seen Farscape, thats WAY better than star trek as well

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  • SovereignessofVamps
    Number 3 is so so so true. I <3 his music especially the older songs, but if you don't hate on him you're evil. And people don't even know him! And they wouldn't insult him IRL so I just ignore it.
    • mikemx55

      Haha I actually listen to it when it's on the radio.. didn't even know it was him when I heard some of them on the local stations.

    • I love his older songs best but yeah he sounds great

  • John_Doesnt
    You forgot my favorite troll category of all: abortion. Every question that has the word abortion, pregnancy, "could I be pregnant" or something similar I just love to talk about abortion.
    • mikemx55

      And say "I don't care about looks", I'm all about the personality

    • Another one of my favorites. Or, I don't care how much money you make.

    • mikemx55

      Everyone is beautiful

  • Rawrzz
    But Star Trek is obviously far superior to Star Wars. It has everything. Star Wars is a good story, but it's jusy a story. Star Trek is enlightenment and evolution. Also the first TV program to have a black chick kiss a white dude. This is the kind of thing I'm talking about. It has always been years ahead of its time. Star Trek is a guidebook to the betterment of humanity, on top of that, its profoundly entertaining at the same time--it involves every single TV genre, rolled into one. Star Wars is boring in contrast.

    Also, did you know the bible doesn't directly say anything about girl-on-girl, but directly calls male-on-male an abomination? So lesbianism is cool with God.
  • phil2
    When someone is a narcissist idiot... they are asking for it
  • VictoriousSausage
    *I've been Triggered!*, honestly though, the internet isn't wrong about Trump...

    onlyfreewallpaper.com/.../...o-troll-face-wide.jpg
  • TheWaterBear
    "16 - Make a grammar erorr"

    That's a spelling error, not a grammatical one. Duh.
  • Pinkbeauty
    when I spell a word sometimes that seems to piss of the Internet and when I give a opinion like its about feminism or gay marriage or other opinion about something else sometimes that seems to piss of the Internet
  • _HimigNgKalayaan_
    LOLZ and also calling the REAL Football (Yes the one that uses feet) soccer and also being this guy
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkbj_S3etY
    • mikemx55

      Ahhhhh, forgot about the soccer/football thing
      And calling an Australian to someone from Austria

  • fuqthegovt
    Eh fuck the internet and fuck rl too. They can stay pissed, I don't care.
  • TheMagazineQueen
    You tell them what they don't want to hear like when guys give me disappointing answers to some questions I ask.
  • Nitanica
    Trump 2016! At least he isn't a whooping cough witch.
  • Fathoms77
    Yeah, all of those will do the trick. :P
    • mikemx55

      Were you trolled, or just improved the trolling? There are 18 items on that list ;)
      Good title XD

  • Prettyapathetic
    Well... I... identify... as... M-24... bobobot... 3...50.
    So... Shut... The... Fuck... up.
  • takumii
    Make rape jokes.

    Rape is just surprise sex.
    • mikemx55

      I thought of putting it on, but I left it gender neutral.

  • Summer_Bunny
    I already knew this
    • mikemx55

      Do you know more? Please contribute :D

    • Be honest, reply with np Lol, and block people you don't like.

  • Saoirse_Nua
    Guaranteed "Click Bait" - Admin would love that.
    • mikemx55

      Oh yeah: "You won't believe what the admins did after seeing this video"

  • renogaza
    PC MASTER RACE!
  • sawno
    You forgot SJW's
  • adrianalima0
    lolololol
  • Phoenix98
    Yup pretty much.
  • FingerDancer
    Still grinning, great post!
    • mikemx55

      Ohh, was that an opinion?

      I DISAGREE!!

  • Music_Hangover
    Gays are, like, totally going to hell.
  • lazermazer
    LOL GREAT TAKE
  • LilWeezey
    Be male or seemingly pro male.
    Etc
  • SleepingSnorlax
    "Hate Emma Watson"
    Hahahahaha
  • Anonymous
    1 - Have an opinion- That's it that's all just have an opinion. If you really wanna piss the internet off have a MINORITY opinion. As you said, most internet hates trump, Say "I love Trump!" watch the rage. Most the internet is sjw's say "I'm not a feminist" or "BLM shouldn't encourage cop killers!" Watch the immense waves of hatred! Go on GAG and say "I like traditional values, and gender roles, they are good" Holy shit, I have never seen so much hatred in my life :p
  • Anonymous
    Number 2 is very true especially about atheists. They are only getting MORE disrespectful.
    • mikemx55

      Oh, did I forget to tell you that I am one? xD
      Damn, that took me 5 mins, I'm getting slow

    • Anonymous

      lol. Well I should clarify. There are atheists and ANTItheists. Antitheists are content with just believing there is no God, they have to take things a step further and mock, smear and sneer at faith based organizations (I don't like the word "religion"). It's sadly becoming a "cool" thing to do nowadays. However I have met respectful atheists who keep to themselves. They are different story.

    • Anonymous

      "Antitheists are not content with just believing there is no God" correction

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  • Anonymous
    Trump is my love ♥♥♥
    • mikemx55

      Ahh c'mon, don't go anon. There's no need to hide

    • Anonymous

      It's rhyming :D

    • mikemx55

      There's no need to hide
      Hop in the troll train, and enjoy the ride
      To far it goes, and to far it plows
      As long as you laugh, no harm no fouls

      so fucking lame

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  • Anonymous
    Hahaha this so damn hilarious. Loving it 👍
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