6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

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6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

Have you ever just wondered, "What the fuck, why is this person so stupid? Is he or she lacking oxygen?" I definitely do like at least 15 times a day. Especially when I go on this site; the stupidity here has no limits.

But what is the reason why people are so stupid? I mean were they born just fucking stupid? Did they came out of the womb already voting for Donald Trump and saying stupid shit like the earth is flat? Or maybe they have a deadly fungus growing in their brain and it's killing brain cells by the minute. I mean either one is plausible but let's get down to the cold hard facts.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

1. Lack of education

When somebody drops out of high school, which is the usual drop out area, then I mean 90% of the time someone will be stupid. Maybe they have a good reason; maybe they were too busy jerking off to the hot teacher or maybe they just couldn't handle it because "school is a lie and school is just brainwashing us" and now they just rant online about stupid shit....uhh ya. Or maybe they think because Steve Jobs and the guy who created Facebook didn't go to high school so why should they? Typical stupid person right here.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

2. Being anonymous

Literally this, someone can say anything they want no matter how stupid it is without anyone finding out who they are. You can literally say the most racist bullshit or sexist or whatever question and there will be no backlash because no one knows who you are. This makes stupid people come out of the woodwork and just say whatever stupid, racist, misogynist, neo-nazi thing that comes to their mind.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

3. Memes

I did a little research with my research team consisting of myself and found out that memes is the #1 cause of stupidity. Harambe and Arthur and who knows what else. It is average to make someone 50% more stupid. 75% more stupid if it's racist memes or sexist memes. It also makes you rant about stupid things on the internet as an impulse. This makes sense because it happens so much.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

4. Conspiracy theories

Ever seen someone post something so stupid you think it's a parody? Then you find out it's a conspiracy theory and also find out it has thousands of followers. You wonder "why the fuck does so many people follow this, is this the end of humanity as we know it?". Ya well me too and the stupidity doesn't end there because when you find out it isn't a big joke and that people actually find it real. How do people follow this? I think some people are just so ridiculously easy to manipulate and to brainwash that they follow things like this. I guess you can't blame them though, they don't understand physics or any science for that matter.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

5. Bad parenting

This is probably one of the more common ones and there are definitely some stupid parents out there. Sadly a parent's decisions reflect badly on the child because stupidity is definitely contagious. Could be from the stupidity of having a child too young or just having a child in general. Some people just shouldn't have children and spread their genes. Now all they do is rant stupid shit online about liking my little pony as a grown man and probably having some sort of porn addiction.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)

6. Believing everything you see on the internet

Ever wonder why someone believes in something stupid and not true? Well here's your answer. People sometimes just don't research what they say online and start having fits of rage when people disprove them. They probably got their facts off of The Onion or something. These people are the worst and I would avoid having internet discussions with them because no matter what you say they will still be ignorant.

Well, this concludes our magical journey through the brains of stupid people. If you know anyone who suffers from these symptoms then I would advise you to tell him or her to go to the nearest doctor and get some serious medication.

Disclaimer: I can't believe I have to make one of these because SOME people can't understand a joke or can't understand a little bit of sarcasm and lighthearted humor. I'm not saying anyone who likes memes are dumb or anyone who likes conspiracy theories are dumb. I like memes myself and some conspiracy theories are actually insightful. But it all depends which ones. Same goes for the rest, you get my point. Don't be posting "FUCK YOU OP, I HAD A BAD CHILD HOOD AND I'M NOT STUPID!" or "FUCK YOU OP I AM THE CREATOR OF FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT STUPID".

Thanks for reading.

6 Reasons Why Stupid People Dominate the Internet (Only Kinda Joking)
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