Class. Settle down. I am Donald J. Trump. I am your professor for American History. Now I don't know anything about History, but I can tell you about Business. Believe me. I wrote the Art Of the Deal". It was a best seller..Believe me..
Class. We will now talk about size. Size matters. Believe me. Especially in bed. Ask Stormy Daniels. I was the biggest she had! Believe me. Long Dong Silver and John Dough got nothing on me! Believe me! Ron Jeremy learned from me! I taught him. Believe me. Now why is crowd size big, because I had the biggest inauguration crowd size. More than Obamas. Believe me
Now Class. How we got out Independence is important.
Paul Revere, good man Paul, Very smart and nice. He was on this hang glider. Since the airports were closed and the British were trying to come. And Ben Franklin tried getting a hold of Paul. Good guy Ben. Very smart man. He was telling them about the incoming British who were trying to land their planes..
But Ben being the smart man he was, sent a telegraph to the troops.. They were at LaGuardia AirPort. So since John McClain wasn't around to stop them, they had to find a way to do so...
George wrote to his wife telling her the inflight movie was horrible, so he opted for peanuts since they wouldn't get stuck in his teeth.
But class, seriously, believe me. Those Ramparts.. They are red glare. With those bombs bursting in air, you can see the Betsy Ross Flag still there.
Now class. Believe me, this flight was important. These troops were stopped at the air port. The agents seen rifles on them, so they couldn't come. As well as Benedict Arnold and Robert E. Lee stopped them in the water