Twas The Night of The Election
A Parody by Xavier Steele
Twas the night of the election in 2016
All the liberals were happy, a victory they could see
Hilary had done it and look like she would win
No matter what she did, the crime or the sin
There were no protests and the air was electric
The republicans seemed to be quite pathetic
There is no way that man in the red hat could win that prized seat
Especially when all the news stations said he was beat
The wine and beer were abundant in bars
Surely, he would end up at home tending his scars
The polls were astounding and all had said no
We don’t want you in Washington, you will have to go
When Donald looked over those numbers they spouted
And thought back on all those promises he had touted
He wondered if there could be some mistake
Surely the people wanted America to be great
When all of the sudden the news rooms got quiet
You could see the worry on those guys that could use a diet
The numbers from all of those once blue states
Had begun to turn red, it must be the fates
Hilary supporters got really quiet too
They had not one clue on what they should do
They were promised a victory that may not yet come
Some even began to realize that Hilary thought them dumb
The American people had come to the rescue
They knew Crooked Hillary’s beliefs were a little eschew
They poured in the Ballots, illegal immigrants be damned
Into those boxes’ votes were rammed crammed and jammed
As the final counts were taken and it was clear she had lost
Donald J Trump looked at Hilary and said “Baby you just been bossed.
“The American people who are patriotic and true,
Have stood up quite loudly for the red, white and blue”
You see all my friends this wasn’t done in malice
It wasn’t about who got to sit in the white palace
It’s not about the color of your skin
It was about lying politicians whose rhetoric is thin
So, when you think you have beaten the man with a plan
And that your candidate will win just because they ran
Know there are those that who are loyal through and through
And will vote for Trump again, we will never turn blue
In 2020 you will see that we won’t be denied
There is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
As President Trump rides off for his next four years,
We deplorables will be happy to drink your liberal tears.
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