Ten Things Mother’s Forgot To Teach Their Sons About Proper Etiquette!

[laurieluvsit]

1. DON'T STAND UP TO PEE IN THE TOILET!

Sit down like a good boy!

OMG! ...how many times have you seen pee all over the toilet seat and on the floor? ...can anyone say DISGUSTING?

First, by telling them to "Sit Down" instead

2. WHEN YOU MUST STAND UP TO PEE IN THE TOILET!

• Lift up the toilet seat first!
• When you’re going to pee in the toilet standing up, because your mother didn’t tell you not to, and you miss the water …as you always will! …please wipe off the toilet seat that your mother failed to tell you to lift up first, hopefully with sanitizer, or the rim of the bowl if you did lift up the seat …there is ALWAYS PEE THERE NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRIED TO MISS IT! …HELLO?
• When you are standing up to pee in the toilet, because your mother didn’t tell you not to, wipe up any pee that you spray, or drip, on the floor as well please!
• When finished, wipe off your penis with toilet paper so you are not staining your underwear unnecessarily.

3. DON'T TALK WHEN YOU HAVE FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!

This is basic common courtesy. No one wants to see what chewed up food looks like while you are talking to them ...yuck!

4. DON'T LEAVE YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON THE FLOOR!

It is unlikely that your mother is equipped with a Haz-Mat suit to pick up those kind of toxins

5. SAY "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"

Is that really too much to ask for those not living in the Stone Age?

6. OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE GIRL!

No, the radical feminists have not completely taken over the planet yet, even though they are trying.

Yes, it is OK to be courteous and manly and open doors for ladies, even though you have never heard of such a thing ...lol

7. YES, IT IS OK FOR THE MAN TO BE THE PROVIDER!

If, you want to have children, then it is important for one parent to be home to take care of the child during it's infant and toddler years and not be out working while a stranger takes care of the child, with the possible exception of that stranger being a grandparent or close relative. If you are unable, or unwilling, to let the mother of your child stay home to take care of it, at least until it enters pre-school...THEN DON'T HAVE ANY!! ...HELLO?

8. SOME PRIVATE THINGS NEED TO REMAIN PRIVATE

Please take care of the things that are private with your door locked so that your mother and sister are not walking in on you ...get it?

9. AND REGARDING THE EVEN "MORE PRIVATE" THINGS THAT YOU ARE DOING ON THE INTERNET (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...lol)

Again, do it in private with your door closed and earphones on (OK, agreed, this is not something that most mothers will have to teach there son, as this should be pretty instinctive, however, it is good to go over it so they are do not suffer unnecessary guilt because they are going to do it which many mothers have a way of finding out about)

OMG! ...ARE THEY REALLY DOING THAT???? ...OMG!!!

10. DON'T "MAN-HANDLE" GIRLS THE SAME AS YOU MIGHT OTHER GUYS

With a few exceptions, you don't have fun with a girl by wrestling with her and body slamming her to the ground! Most girls are feminine and more fragile than boys are...HELLO?

And, again, we are not in the stone age ...you don't drag a girl into the bedroom unless you want to be arrested and in many cases she may have no interest in going there at all until the 2 of you are married.

If she does agree to go there, use protection to prevent pregnancy and disease and understand what the laws and age of consent are in your area.

Come on Baby, you know you want it!

IN CONCLUSION

OK, there are many more but I will limit this myTake to these 10.

Girls, sisters and mothers, please list some that I have left out in your comments below.

For the guys reading this ...Aren't you glad I'm not your mother? ...lol

[arabgoddess]

I'm already teaching all these to my 6 yr old.. He's ready for marriage I must say lolol.. Shame my husband didn't learn any of it. My son is like the 38yr old and my husband the 5 yr old

[laurieluvsit]

I'm proud of you for teaching him good manners Ms AG, keep up the good work! :)

[arabgoddess]

Thank you ☺ it's called early intervention lol ♥ ♥ ♥ thanks for the post...

[laurieluvsit]

Yes, one less toilet seat we won't have to clean off first, and disinfect, before we can sit down on it! ... lol

[arabgoddess]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Agreed

[Hunter7754]

He's gonna end up bein a doormat /:

[arabgoddess]

Lol not at all! He's very dominating

[Mamamialetmego]

You wil make him sissy.

[Aaron_Stone]

@arabgodess I wonder why you married 5yr old husband instead of submissive yes madam, kind of 38 year old husband ; like the son you're making.

[Hunter7754]

@Aaron_Stone If he doesn't end up being a doormat, he'll for sure end up being an incel getting friendzoned left n right

[Underworld158]

@arabgoddess what if fate has a cruel sense of humor and your son turned out to be gay😹u would have wasted ur time teaching him how to treat his wife good

[laurieluvsit]

Ignore them all! ... you are doing wonderful!! ... they are all jealous... lol

[likelyOK]

wow these guys got seriously defensive why are they so angry

[devilman666]

@arabgoddess one day you will probably watch a woman take advantage of your son, steal his money, and then leave him sad, poor, and lonely. If he gets unlucky enough then he might be one of the many men who commit suicide every year (men are 3x more likely to commit suicide). My cousin is going through that kind of a situation right now, taking care of his 2 kids while his "wife" only shows up on weekends and only to take his money, then she leaves for the week because she doesn't like living out of town, so she goes into town and parties all week, then goes to him when he gets paid. I wonder if you'll start trying to teach girls how to take care of a man, or if you'll just tell your son to suck it up.

[jimmy2]

God thank you so many many men needs this.. lol

[MzAsh]

Nice list! But why should moms get all the credit? Fathers can and should teach these things too.

[MannMitAntworten]

Since this is about gentrification I will make an observation... this was traditionally something men taught other men. Not women teaching their sons. Which number one clearly illustrated as men are not supposed to sit to pee unless your name is Howard Stern. Now, lifting the seat before peeing should be taught and if a father were present, this would clearly would have been passed on as I would lynch my boy for peeing on my damned toilet seat for which I must at times sit upon, too.

Dirty underwear... apparently ‘mom’s’ would fail here too as daughters are equally guilty of this and the only parents I ever see getting in both son and daughter alike in this area are referred to as “dad”.

Mouth open while eating... again, fathers typically correct this behavior and at times heavy handedly when necessary. I cannot tell you how many dates I have been on with women who talk with their mouths full as well as lack complete table decorum.

Please and Thank you might be the only thing listed where both mother and father equally participate in passing on to sons and daughters alike.

[MannMitAntworten]

This door opening matter is becoming a area to tread lightly upon. As in, know your audience. Some women with appreciate it. Others wit hmm ardently detest it. One must figure out which she is and whether you can live with that.

Provider... again, not all women are drawn to this arrangement, and again men must figure out where she falls and again if they can live with this arrangement.

Private things... women can be just as chatty about their private lives if not more so than men. After all, a large number of women who have women friends sure live to talk about their sex lives and their boyfriend’s/husband’s sexual talents (or lack there of) and dick size with her women friends. Whereas if my friends know about my sex life is is most likely because my girlfriend has shared with my women friends... which has happened.

Manhandling... again, depends on the woman and also depends on the moment. Man must figure that out.

Boys learn how to treat women through their dads or other men figures in their lives. If the mother has bad men in her life, they will be his examples...

[David92506]

I still open doors for women. However, I've had several women frown at me when I do this. One woman said, "Thank you but don't do that." But most women accept it.

I could be wrong, but as the women's movement continues, I believe more and more women will frown on having doors open for them.

[laurieluvsit]

Some will, some won't.

Hopefully the ones that do will grow up :)

[David92506]

@laurieluvsit
When you are out in public do most men have manners? Do men always hold the door open for you? In general, are men courteous towards you?

[BlackViking357]

All of this is fine because it's common sense and manners. But I bend the rules on #6. And I'm starting to get a lot of this, but when I open the door for any person and they do not say thank you, then I'm letting the door close on you. I don't care who you are or how entitled you are. If you don't say thank you, the door will.

[laurieluvsit]

Agreed, please and thank you is #6 and applies to girls too, of course :)

Great opinion..."Thank You" ... and now I won't get the door shut on me... lol

[laurieluvsit]

... oops, I meant #5

[BlackViking357]

Exactly and lmfao you're good 😂

[laurieluvsit]

Thank you... lol

[Anonymous]

You're right... this is a complete failure of mothers. And one of the biggest reasons is #7. Let's face it, the reason mothers are not home taking care of their children is thanks to modern feminism, the biggest fail of all.

Regarding #1, that's never gonna happen. Guys will always pee standing up, because... we can. Sorry ladies, you can bitch and moan all you want about it but we all know you would pee standing up if you could. But since you can't, you will no doubt keep whining about us guys doing it until the end of time.

[emmily2396]

Ok, then if we find pee anywhere qe should clean it with your toothbrush, ok?

[user66345667]

Even if we decided to pee sitting down, in the mornings it won't be possible. Due to morning wood it would require us to snap my penis in half to aim down with an erection.

[Opinion Owner]

@emmily2396 I used to work for a company that contracted with movie theaters to clean them at night after they closed. That included the restrooms, and the women's restrooms were almost always dirtier and messier than the men's rooms. Should we have been using you women's toothbrushes to clean them?

[emmily2396]

Public restrooms are different because nobody wants to sit there. In their own homes women want to sit on the seat. You mom/wife/girlfriemd daughter shouldn't have to sit on your pee or have to clean it up. And it is impossible for a woman to pee on the seat as long as she sits on it.

[emmily2396]

Just lift The seat or if you still pee everywhere sit on it. If women can sit you can sit too.

[user66345667]

"If women can sit you can sit too" Keywords IF WOMEN. I ain't no woman

[Opinion Owner]

@emmily2396 If you women would just leave the seat up when you're done this wouldn't be such a problem for you.

[emmily2396]

Why should i leave it up? You are the one refusing to use the toilet properly. The seat is there to sit on it. I shouldn't have to anything so that you won't pee on stuff, you just need to be a decent human being. You want to pee standing? Lift the seat. You still make a mess? Pee sitting. You can pee standing when you don't have a toilet or when there is an urinal available. Nobody is impressed that you can pee standing. Actually, I can pee standing too but i would make a mess. If you make a mess too then you don't have the advantage of being able to pee standing without making a mess.

[emmily2396]

The reason men try to pee standing is they can do it without making a mess. If you can't do it without making a mess then it defies the purpose peeing while standing exist, so you should pee sitting.

[Opinion Owner]

@emmily2396 Use the toilet "properly" according to whom? Yes, the seat is there to sit on and I don't need it because I can stand. It's there for you, so you need to learn to work it. If you don't want it peed on, then leave it up. I don't know why you women think everything about the toilet needs to conform to YOUR needs. Typical female entitlement syndrome.

[emmily2396]

No, if you want to pee standing you have to lift it. You sit on it too when you take a shit. The seat is there to sit on it so it must stay down. If you want to pee standing urinals are there. Stop being so arrogant and disgusting. If i was the woman living with you i would clean it with your toothbrush then dump you.

[emmily2396]

Do you also sit on your pee when you poop? You are disgusting.

[emmily2396]

Also, you basically said you don't even clean after yourself. Please don't reproduce.

[CuriousChick101]

@user66345667 But my brother (who is your age) says MW goes away BEFORE you pee!

[user66345667]

@CuriousChick101 it depends how full your bladder is. When it's really full it takes a while to go away. But I ain't going to wait a while when I really need to pee. Unless something is wrong with my morning wood because mine doesn't disappear easily.

[Anonymous]

How about telling the woman to stand up and pee so she want have to worry about sitting in it. There's attachments for that. Guys don't open the doors for girls anymore, the patriarchy is dead. Ask your mother and sister to respect your privacy and knock before they walk in on you. Men are no longer the provider, women took all the jobs and feminist flooded the country with immigrants to take the rest. He shouldn't leave his dirty underwear on the floor next to hers, I agree. Yes say please and thank you and maybe she will learn to do the same. And no, don't talk with a mouth full while she's talking over you with hers full at the same time.

[msc545]

You may want to revise this and list 10 things that fathers should teach their daughters. Here is a preliminary list:

1. Don't hit or tease your brothers, or other men. Hitting men will often get you hit right back.

2. Don't order the most expensive thing on the menu if you aren't paying at least half.

3. If you are on a date or with friends, offer to pay your fair share, or on a date, at least half.

4. Don't talk trash about other people no matter who they are.

5. Don't talk constantly so nobody else can be heard. Learn to listen.

6. Don't cheat on anyone, male or female, that you are involved with.

7. Put the toilet seat UP when you are finished if you think a man will use it next.

8. Graciously admit when you are wrong.

9. Do NOT falsely accuse anyone of anything, EVER.

10. Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect. They are just as special as you are.

[Aaron_Stone]

MHO 👆 👏👏👏👏

[laurieluvsit]

@msc545 Some good ones. Some made me laugh :)

[Aaron_Stone]

Same with yours.

[MyExBackCoach]

Nice to see this list too.

[Jjpayne]

Peeing while standing up is maybe one of the only reasons it's nice to be a guy and there are urinals made for this purpose. But I agree, it's not ok to pre with the toilet seat down, never ever. I would hope that we are in a progressive society that does not put the burden of all support on men. This is leading to the idea that it's better to be the female gender because you can get more support. I think I'd agree to say no kids until we know when of us can stay home. And I would love to treat a girl like my friend from grade school, not to bruise her but have fun with her. I'd like her to beat me up a bit. To hit me in the arm so it strung. To arm wrestle with her. It's simply fun being physical with a girl sometimes. As long as she's not getting hurt and she's enjoying it herself of course

[alligatorblues]

I'm not surprised at the OP and discussion thread, except I can't find any of these feminist types except online. The girls I date are 180 degrees from what are described here. I'm not doing anything special. My parents taught me appropriate behavior, and I just follow it.

I'm Christian. A lot of girls like that. It makes them want to have my babies! And atanding to pee is pretty much standard. Urine is sterile, and it has ammonia in it. So, if anything, it cleans and disinfects.

If a guy gets trenchfoot or foot fungus, he can just urinate on his feet. It works better than anything else. But female urine isn't as concemtrated, so it won't work. I guess guys have been standing for 2 million years. So, it rings hollow to it's wrong.

[EmmaMary]

OMG. Never a truer word spoken, however I must totally agree with @MzAsh in saying that there are some really exceptional Fathers who can teach just as well.

[J2ohhhhh]

Etiquette is not working this way. It isn't something that you can just put on everything that you dislike.

You can't tell men how to piss, if I piss balancing on one hand it's my business, the only thing what is etiquette is concerned about the consideration of other users of the bathroom. If I piss on the seat or on the floor it's my job to clean it, and that's it.

3-6 agree

7. a grandparent and close relative is not a stranger. And again it is not etiquette just logic. It has nothing to do with manners.

8. Knock before you walk in someone's room.

10. Sorry for manhandling your ignorance towards the topic like you were a man.

[Mikeilito]

teacher question 2 standing on the seat!
What do I do for the morning woody? Most mornings I wake up with such a hardon it could rip through glass, standing up so high I can barely reach it, I can’t stand on my head and puss I’ve allready tried that only to have the stream find my mout. And only god knows it wasn’t a day I was tryin ti cumm I’m my mouth like I often do so what is a Bad Boy to do, have yiu spank me into ecstasy? and mommy we know what happened the last time we tried that? Yiou were upside down riding my PP with one of my toys up yiur ass renenber mommy we never did find me Snakey after that even though I thought I found mik in yiur nighy stand next to daddy’s books of loving daughter sister harder!!! Now me and sis have never been the same since I’m always cleaning out her pipes too mommy? 😏🍺😁

[yrdady]

This is great, very enriching. Where can I find the 10 things mothers forget to teach their daughters? (or is it fathers teach their daughters?)

[laurieluvsit]

We are all anxious for you to post it :)

[yrdady]

Nah I don't have the chops. But listen, I'm a viva la difference and a live and let live (live and let die) kinda guy. Maybe it's the Zen Buddhist in me but I like balance in all things. I also like to enable masculinity and femininity in a yin-yang kinda way. Most of these are pretty good besides the pee sitting down but a girl with manners is not common these days but always a HUGE turn on. Like a fucking titan turn on. Especially in young people. It just makes me want to be nice to them- in a non sexual way if they are out of my age range, but manners are fucking missing in both genders. And FFS don't troll us with peeing sitting down unless you pay the mortgage but yeah it's fair to make guys clean it up. I love a clean bathroom, bedroom and kitchen.

[_inkRat]

Deamit woman make your fucking mind up for once, you want to be treated like man then you dont, your independent strong woman and then you can't even open fucking doors. What wrong with you?
8th how abou knocking before entering?
7th ouh really?
1th dont say me what i cann and cannot do with my body.
2th if you have no idea how man anotomy works dont talk about it. You could rub it till no skinn is left and there will be drops later.
10th why the fuck im only one who must think about laws pregnacy or any of that stuff. Your responsible for it as i am. Learn to take responsibility fir your own actions (opening legs). And i will take for mine.

So how about you teaching girls to not make false rape acusations, to lie about who is father, to not take kid away from father just because your pissed at him, to not write wrong name in birthcertificate and then demmand layments from guy who is not father and i could to go on with whats wrong with girls.

[PrudentGuy]

What the Military teaches:

1+2) Aim before you shoot. Learn it well.

3) Eat and keep quiet!

4) wash your own underwear.

5) don't be men pleasers. Be serious!

6) open the door, not the zip.

7) fight for your country and family. You're a man.

8+9) share your ration with your brothers. Not your girlfriend or wife.

10) if you have to shoot, make sure its accurate and protected. Collect your protection from the Medic later. 😄😄😄

[R3DthatDude]

Sight picture and trigger sqeez lol

[Anonymous]

There needs to be a "how to" mytake on identifying which women are worth the effort and which ones should be left to fend for themselves. But the behavioral science behind it is too complicated for such a short format.

Not every woman is worth your time, guys. Watch for those red flags and stay away from the ones who'll just use you. Don't fall for the 'damsel in distress' ploys, and regardless of what women say, be absolutely judgmental (which is one of those red flags. A woman who has nothing to feel guilty about doesn't say "only God can judge me" or similar nonsense).

[PatKirby]

"There needs to be a "how to" mytake on identifying which women are worth the effort and which ones should be left to fend for themselves... Not every woman is worth your time, guys." Agreed. Regarding the behavior of today's contemporary Western female, the juice is not worth the proverbial squeeze.

[Levin]

Any mother that tries to enforce #1 will have a castrati on her hands.

10# a lot of women are craving rough sex, I wonder why.

I ain't opening the door for her. She can open her own car door. I wouldn't even open the door for QE2. Well, maybe because she's old, but otherwise. Passing doors, then yes, for everyone, common courtesy.

Women can't expect to be treated like princesses. Because they are no longer princesses.

But I always treat the ones I care about well.

[Hermes-Paris]

Yes some good points. A coworker of mine got very tired of his wife screaming at him to put the toilet seat down. So he fixed it by starting to pee in the sink a few times with the door open so she could see him. She decided not to bust on him for leaving the lid up after that. 🤣🤣🤣.

[andreasderjuengere]

You have a right to set up this wishing list.
ONE thing: I will allow no one to tell me how to pee :D
There are 'techniques' by the way to prevent a mess. It's just: you learn that from Dad - not from Mom.

[LaPrincesita]

As a mother all I want to say is maybe it’s you? Choose better men and stop blaming people’s mothers for your shortcomings.

[Tstrbrainer]

You got a point mommy 😄😄😄😄