What's The Longest Contraction Frequently Used Where You Live?

[ladsin]

This meme has started making the rounds on the internet and I found it rather funny that I've used the phrase many times before without ever thinking anything strange of it, but since I've moved to a new region people find the phrase rather funny. So what're y'alls?

[Sevenpointfive]

i use those every day for a lifetime. but i can't get this one down... it usually just comes out like o' shi!! i fucking hate you for taking welfare, free money and half of your baby daddy's life.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Y'all'd've read'em

[ladsin]

Contractions and acronyms are different things smh.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

If u contract the contractions they become acronyms

[ladsin]

I'm about to have some contractions.

[StingRayxoxo]

Other than y'all'd've, Shouldn't've

I don't think I've said either but those are popular where I live.

[kaewk]

Ima - I’m going to
Finna - fixing to

I don't know if it’s a “contraction” tho 🙃

[xxcandyxxcanes]

I don’t even know at this point. I’ve had conversations in one breath.

[jimyee]

I don't think over ever used more than one or even seen multiples being used.

[thechesseman]

Yenz. It doesn't even break down into real words though.

[Pink2000]

Y’all - you all
Ida - I woulda - I would have

[ladsin]

I'm plum fooled about Ida Red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFef08YZ6qk

[SketchForger]

I've used "Who'd've" occasionally.

[SirRexington]

Id've.

I would have.

[DeviloftheValleys]

Skantugöde då?
(Ska inte du göra det då?)

[Lightning8]

immone - I'm going to

[BigToeJohn420]

You mean like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[ladsin]

That's not a contraction XD

[ThatInsaneChick]

I'd've probably haha

[TheSpartan]

Antidisestablishmentarianism

[ladsin]

That's not a contraction XD

[Poormanscomedian]

y'all here partner

[Anonymous]

Whaddaya

[Anonymous]

Yinz