Despite being an illegal alien, the U. S. loves Superman, but if he was an illegal alien & "Mexican" would Batman have to stop him from entering here?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

If space gave your country a sentient super weapon that actively stopped crime and catastrophes of its own accord why would they try to deport it? That said, Last I checked Mexico is not in space nor has any sentient crime fighting creatures they are shot-gunning at America willy nilly. Its more like a bunch of people entering our country without going through any of the legal avenues putting a strain on our governmental support systems and not learning our cultural norms or societal frame work. Not to mention the non prosecution of violent criminals that are bringing drugs murder and rape to US city's.

[James-DL]

That seems like a perfectly simplified version of reality. Must be so nice.

[Opinion Owner]

What do you mean by "that"? Hard to understand you when your so vague.

[dantetheexplorer]

Even if Superman was British, and wanted to immigrate to the US, he could still do so with an O1 visa which usually goes to Individuals of Extraordinary Abilities. I think USCIS will be more than willing to consider being able to singlehandedly tear a planet from its gravitation orbit as an Extraordinary Ability.

[dantetheexplorer]

*gravitational

[I_smell_Ducky]

Yeah... Superman or, more specifically Clark Kent is a US citizen, legally adopt by Jonathan and Martha Kent. Not to mention Superman was granted citizenship by all members of the UN, USA being one of them. So no he isn't an illegal alien.

www.diversetechgeek.com/.../

[Asker]

Wow, you can actually legally adopt an alien; I suppose the government was only going to dissect E. T. because he didn't have Euro-caucasian skin tone! There's intelligence in the universe and it's anywhere but here, on this Euro-inflated planet. Thank's for the feedback, Smelly!

[I_smell_Ducky]

"nice try" for explaining to you the mythology of a fictional character you could have easily Googled? Not sure if you actually have a coherent point here but you may want to actually get to it.

[Asker]

The "coherent point" is I'm referring to a fictional character here. Similar to Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or a white Jesus with long, blonde hair; these characters are not real. But you geek-nerds do love your fantasies, don't you? We'll leave it at that...

[I_smell_Ducky]

Do you even understand what a coherent point is? I only ask because you still haven't actually made one. Or do you just think that I don't understand what a fictional character is? FYI trying to use "Nerd" or "geek" as a derogatory term says a whole lot more about your poor understanding of the world than it says about anything else. And I've never actually read a comic book, just googled that shit like I said. Took like two minutes to find it.

[Asker]

Holy shit, Ms. Manners; the guys must really be impressed seeing that long stick that's shoved all the way up your ass! Why don't you go sit in a corner and masturbate all that tension out? And while you're at it, listen to the below video that's entirely based on your very existence! "Cheers, Yankee!"

https://youtu.be/cXWbMu4PtpE

[I_smell_Ducky]

If explaining to someone why they are wrong makes me a bitch, than I am quite comfortable being a bitch.

[Asker]

Oh please, just stop, I've never called you a bitch and you're not a bitch, in fact, you're obviously very intelligent. I'm on the debate team at the University, I use a platform like this website to keep my teeth sharpen {so to speak}; meaning I argue (debate), challenge, and possibly try to get people to 2nd-guess their own options. Our exchange has more to do with a debate I'm having at the Univerity this week. Believe me, when I say; nothing in this world is what it seems, I_smell_Ducky! Cheers.

[I_smell_Ducky]

Awww, look at you backpedaling and trying to be all nice and shit. Isn't that adorable?

[Asker]

Well, my ass-cheeks are spread wide open for you, now let's kiss & make up!

[I_smell_Ducky]

I mean... Do you have a nice ass?

[Asker]

You're a little psycho tramp-freak! {I love that.} My ass is certified "Goddess Gold". If a hundred-plus men observe and say the same thing, you know that shit's true!

[I_smell_Ducky]

Uh huh. Cool story bro.

[Asker]

Hell yeah, and oh, here's a little inside tip: nobody likes a smelly_Dick, bro'ham! Oops, I mean ducky, I mean dicky; oh shit, never mind...

[Киттйлинк]

He already exists.. 👀...

he’s gonna have a problem with the blue imposter you posted..

[Киттйлинк]

I think they gave him permanent residency.. he can’t go back to Mexico.

[CoffeeWC]

Superman is one of those illegal immigrants that made their way here and found a way to stay without being kicked out.

[Anonymous]

Superman never used our country for SSI, food stamps or free healthcare like asylum seekers, illegals and refugees have and sure Superman took a job at the newspaper that Americans could have had but in return he saved Americans repeatedly no illegal alien is doing that they might hurt Americans but definitely no helping.

[Phoenix98]

Are you seriously trying to compare a fictional alien superhero who's basically as powerful as a god, to Mexican illegals who are breaking federal law?

Also even Superman is a legal alien, with proper papers, passport and was legally adopted by the Kents in addition to being granted citizenship by every country in the UN, including the US.

So no Superman isn't an illegal alien.

[Phanta]

No, because he would be a great help to our society, unlike the other illegal aliens who leech off our society and commit crimes.

[JBoog2019]

Plus Superman worked on the Kent farm all those years growing up he didn't rush the border to get free SSI

[Giggletr0n]

I think we are missing the more important question here: would Superman make a decent salsa or not?

[Philyouup]

Superman was white. Has he been brown , Batman would have to use his puny human whiteman strength and try

[JBoog2019]

Even if Superman was brown he didn't rush the border to come here his spaceship crashed. He never threw rocks at the border patrol lol he can stay.

[Philyouup]

@JBoog2019 Yep.. But he is illegal. Laws the law, right? send him to central america with all the other border crossing illegals, Actually Superman should be removed from the comic world for being a no good wetback regardless of his color. DC must support illegal immigration seeing how superman is there flag ship..

[JBoog2019]

DC supports way worse things than that

[Philyouup]

@JBoog2019 LOL thanks for the follow

[JBoog2019]

No problem

[ROCKS128]

That would totally depend on script/comics writers and producers!

[thechesseman]

Superman was a legal immigrant even though he got his papers under false pretenses.

[Anonymous]

Nice try at a racist troll, but @ I_Smell_Ducky has proven you wrong. Go back to your safe space.

[Soporific-san]

Well... superman is from a different planet...

[Ámayas_20]

Psst... Superman isn't real...

[DECENTSCOTTISHLAD999]

That's so funny