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Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?

If you need a laugh than I will Paraprosdokian you, hang on, here goes...
Isnt this so true Ms BBB? ... lol
Isn't this so true Ms BBB? ... lol
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. . . Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify: ' I put 'DOCTOR'.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
I hope you enjoyed my Paraprosdokian's and at least one of them may have brightened your day just a little, and if so, I have accomplished my task... I LOVE YOU!
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So many are not sure what PARAPROSDOKIAN means so here it is...

A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists[1] such as Groucho Marx.
Two questions: 1) Do you know what a Paraprosdokian is?; 2) Do you need a little laughter in your life at the moment?
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