If hobbies were made an offence, what would you be sent to jail for?

burlen

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If hobbies were made an offence, what would you be sent to jail for?

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youngmix Follow
Xper 6 Age: 23 , mho 65%

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I would be imprisoned for: working out, writing, sex, social science research (I do it for fun as well), reading, teaching random guys on GAG about modern computer science, working on my car, and cooking.
I also destroy human souls, twisting them into creations of my own whim. They usually become tortured creatures, shadows of their previous selves, and they serve only me.

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Cherry234 Follow
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I guess for playing sudoku, listening to music (especially the songs I listen to that have curse words in them) and watching tv shows and movies lol

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  NathanDavis
  
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  let's exchange song recommendations with curse words in them... lol
  
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Flying airplanes, playing four different music instruments, composing music, skiing, welding, fixing cars, guns, swimming, model cars, model rockets, model planes, go karting, minibiking, hiking, ah shit... ill probably get a life sentence

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Owning an American flag and owning firearms, democrats have been trying to take away any and all means of happiness and security for centuries and it's only getting worse

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MangoBob Follow
Xper 3 Age: 63

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Keep voting democrat and all your hobbies WILL be illegal, leftists are anal retentive, rectally centered control freak helicopter mommies at heart, they want to control everything you do and tax everything you do, thats why they are hiring 800,000 more IRS agents, it sure isn’t to find you more tax breaks.

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Perving on wild animals with my binoculars, lol.

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Pinay_ako Follow
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noise pollution. 😂 I like to belt out during karaoke 🎤 nights.

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- bigpauly
  
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  You kids turn that down!
  
  *waves cane in anger
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  @bigpauly 🤣 mind your business old man or just join us 😝
  
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- bigpauly
  
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  😂 well I thought you’d never ask
  🎤😫
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  @bigpauly your turn, grandpa! 🎤 😝
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  we should karaoke one of these nights... lol
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  @NathanDavis yes 🙌 you first 🎙
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  @Pinay_ako I'm going 90's
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  @NathanDavis let’s do it! Why are you guys so far away? 😂 I wanna have a karaoke 🎤 party fr damn it 😝
  
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Photographing chipmunks and mocking them online

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qwert1234 Follow
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Imagine getting the SWAT team break into your home while streaming..
Oh wait, it has happened several times before.

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Xper 6 Age: 63 , mho 34%

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If that were the case guitar strings and oil paints would be illegal anyway... so

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AmandaYVR Follow
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Peeping Tabatha. (I have binoculars and live across from several towers.) tsk tsk

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  NathanDavis
  
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  lmao... did you name her? or actually know her name?
  
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- AmandaYVR
  
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  I was riffing off of the idea of Peeping Tom. Need a female equivalent. Just made it up.
  And she's me. I have the binoculars. 🕶
  
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  interesting... lol
  
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- ArrowheadSW
  
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  @AmandaYVR What kind of stuff do you see? LOL I know a guy who brought a pair of binoculars on vacation with him. His wife caught him doing that from their hotel room. Before the vacation he told his wife it was to view the scenery on the trip... LOL
  
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- AmandaYVR
  
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  @ArrowheadSW Nothing of note. One couple may have had sex because the woman got up from her chair, while he was next to her on the sofa, and she was only wearing a towel wrapped around her (or maybe she just got out of the shower and decided to watch the movie for a bit. He seemed riveted by it. It was 2am.) But everyone is literally either cooking or on a screen in the lvrm or bdrm.
  What surprises me is how completely chaotic their lvrms are, so many. And the kitchens. Soooo many objects, as if they are camping in their lvrm, and have hoarding/buying issues with kitchen items, like huge bottles of protein powder, vitamins, taking up much of the kitchen.
  Activity-wise, they just all on screens.
  I think if they were doing anything personal or private, they close the window treatments.
  My husband says, "You're the most organized person I've ever met", meaning my standard for clutter and space are... different, lol. But seriously, these people are something else - clothes hanging, strewn about the lvrm, on furniture, which is packed to the gills, like an extra mattress in the lvrm against the wall, or a dining room set taking up half the tiny lvrm, which never gets sat at, and has a ginormous pendant light over it.
  There's a girl/woman who never turns her lights off, ever. And she seems never to go to sleep, but that can't be true.
  The vacation binocular story is funny/interesting. He's really into it.
  
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- ArrowheadSW
  
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  @AmandaYVR Interesting. Did you move to a high-rise sort of living situation? Just wondering if the units are small. If people have their places stuffed like that. LOL Yeah that goofy old friend of mine. He was looking for couples having sex. I don't think he ever saw it though.
  
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- AmandaYVR
  
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  Yeah exactly. 38 storey tower.
  Very small. Fish bowl.
  
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FinalFantasyBro Follow
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I probably get sent to jail for all my stories I am trying to make and as a gamer I might get sent to gamer jail.

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
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Making stuff like this
And trolling people on here

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  NathanDavis
  
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  where's ahegaosaurus?
  
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- Dinosaursandanime65
  
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  @NathanDavis In one if my drawing folders
  
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bigpauly Follow
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Multiple offenses

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- burlen
  
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  Such as…? :)
  
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- bigpauly
  
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  Shooting basketball, making art, watching movies, goofing off here
  
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Collecting certain things of interest and hoarding, I also bicycle a lot around town and the paths to the beach

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  NathanDavis
  
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  you must have very interesting yards and garages, sheds...
  
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- Likes2drive
  
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  @NathanDavis I used to have a big garage and basement, now I just have a storage unit until I find a place that I can afford
  
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  treasures
  
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Xper 1 Age: 44

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Cooking, reloading, or shooting on my range. But the cops use my range also occasionally.

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elly91 Follow
Yoda Age: 35

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Reading books and practicing yoga!

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Zolly99999 Follow
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Pretty much everything I do 🤣🤣🤣

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- burlen
  
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  Such as…? :)
  
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- Zolly99999
  
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  Racing my car
  Canoing
  Back packing
  Mountaineering
  Exercising
  
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Emiliamazing Follow
Yoda Age: 48 , mho 58%

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painting snd sewing!

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TheUniqueOne96 Follow
Master Age: 30 , mho 35%

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Weightlifting.

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Jessica405 Follow
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Digging up mybancestors!

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- Jessica405
  
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  Poo! Digging up my ancestors!
  
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Shooting sports lol.

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Xper 4 Age: 56 , mho 64%

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Working with wood.
Erm.

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NathanDavis Follow
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a lifetime of sports...

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lightbulb27 Follow
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Peddling without a permit.

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Chazmatazz269 Follow
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Nothing. Five-O can’t catch me!!!

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Jltakk Follow
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Playing the saxophone.

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joeldalton Follow
Master Age: 44

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Peeing in my clothes

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Kreneman Follow
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Playing video games.

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msc545 Follow
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Seducing women

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Jouth Follow
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my hobby

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- burlen
  
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  What is the hobby?
  
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- Jouth
  
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  it's a hobby
  
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Collecting Coins

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