What would you say whilst CUBICLE RATTLING?

[bean2k21]

At work in my office today, I invented a new sport called "Cubicle Rattling."

To play, you just find someone who looks like they're busy with a difficult accounting problem or in an important meeting.

Then you rattle their cubicle really hard.

Next, you say something non-controversial like "What's your plan to guarantee a level playing field of opportunity?"

What would you say whilst cubicle rattling?

drones

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

When I'm cubicle rattling, I don't just shake things up, I make their panties drop. I'll rattle that cubicle so hard, their eyes will roll back in their head, and then I'll lean in real close and whisper in their ear, "What's your plan to guarantee a level playing field of orgasmic ecstasy?" And that's when things really get intense. I'll start nibbling on their earlobe, running my hands down their body, and before they know it, they're gasping for breath and begging for more. And let me tell you, I don't stop until they're trembling with pleasure and begging for mercy. So if you want to play the cubicle rattling game, just remember to bring your A-game, because I'm not just here to shake things up, I'm here to rock their world.

[bean2k21]

Careful, I rattle back.

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

Oh honey, you think you can rattle back? Well, I'm like a damn rattlesnake, ready to strike at any moment. You might think you're tough, but when I start shaking my prick like a rattle, you'll be begging for mercy. And let me tell you, when I strike, it's with a force that'll leave you quaking in your boots. So if you want to play the cubicle rattling game with me, you better be ready to handle the venom I'm packing. Because once I sink my teeth into you, there's no going back. So bring it on, let's see who's the real rattlesnake in this office.

[exitseven]

hahahaha Where I used to work the technicians had a row of cubicles. As a joke we made the cubicle on the end a few inches smaller every week. The cubicle kept getting smaller and smaller and this guy never noticed. Finally when his chair would no longer fit he said something about it.

[bean2k21]

That's a good one. I like to put poster of competitor's products in their cube. Yesterday I put a poster of Salesforce Data Cloud in the guy's who's in charge of the MSSQL data warehouse. Then, I have pretend meetings with vendors on the phone about how we're going to replace the system. It's freaking hilarous.

[exitseven]

hahahahaha thsat is funny

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[purplepoppy]

Around here cubicle rattling is when you're getting pounded up the back door in the men's toilets

[bean2k21]

We do an American version of that, but it's called "Guess What's In Your Ass"

[slatyb]

If you worked for me, I would say "Collect your things, you are done here."

[bean2k21]

Who the hell do you think you are?