I'm gonna run for President next year! Are you?

[FunkyMonkee]

My campaign slogan: "I can't do any worse than the shit show we've got now! Besides, I need the money!"

[nolabels]

Although I'd surely be better than what we now have, I'm not qualified.

You go for it, Funk!

Hey, on a side note, that orange moon you've been seeing is likely from smoke from wildfires in Canada drifting south.

I know someone in NY who sent pictures of the orange daytime smoke today.

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh! I never heard anything about the fires! It was orange last night, too. I haven't seen any smokes in the area.

[humanearth]

If you elect me, I will expose the covid cover up that started in 1965.

Yes that's right folks covid started in 1965 and it was never created in lab. It just a cold versus the that always changes.

Don't believe me. It all free and part of the freedom of information act

[Sixgunsound]

I found it amusing that the tests were patented three years before the shocking and unpredictable outbreak, immediately following Bill Gates Wwar gaming 'event 201' which was almost an exact duplicate of how covid was sold to the masses. Nothing to see here, this is fine.

[Sixgunsound]

A billionaire buys up vaccine stocks in a company which has no other products but a vaccine for an unknown virus which there just happen to be blank check government contracts to develop at warp speed, cashes in on the manufactured panic, then cashes out as a suspicious public finally starts asking questions but before he has to answer for any liabilities? What could possibly be wrong with that?

[Sixgunsound]

Gates has come full circle from profiteering off of selling solutions to deliberately manufactured computer viruses which he played a part in developing to profiteering off of selling solutions to human viruses which he played a part in developing. Nothing to see here.

[WalnutButter]

I'm going to run as a Democrat, because the questions I have to answer will be easier.

CNN: What's your favorite butterfly?

MSNBC: Which type of ice cream do you like while hiding in the basement?

[FunkyMonkee]

Good point!

[Grond21]

BUHAHAHA!! This is genius

[Sixgunsound]

You're not wrong! You won't have to campaign and you don't even have to get anyone to vote for you🤣

[FunkyMonkee]

@Sixgunsound At least no one alive or with a working brain!

[WalnutButter]

@Sixgunsound
Biden can't even answer important questions. He is not fit to debate a fruit fly. I'm so sick of the idiots blaming Trump, because they chose a brain-dead idiot in the primary. There were around 25 people to choose from, and they picked the brain-dead Chinese puppet. The entire thing was rigged, and we all know it.

[Sixgunsound]

I look at it this way: I went to see Trump at a campaign rally and there was something... alive and organic and wild and thrilling about being part of a movement that would deliver the promise that the greatest generation gave to the boomers who promptly squandered it. Here was someone who owed nothing to anyone and could take a hatchet to all the BS in American politics. He filled stadiums while Biden couldn't fill school conference rooms even counting his staff and die hands. There just wasn't any energy about Biden's campaign, and I refuse to accept that shell of a man who was not particularly distinguished to begin with won no matter how many corrupt judges or how much fake evidence or bought off politicians disagree.

[FunkyMonkee]

HOW DARE YOU speak the truth!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Sixgunsound I know!! You go to a Trump rally, or even just see a small part of one on t. v. and there''s people all around shouting, cheering, laughing with him!! You see a Joey rally and there's a few dozen people standing there like braindead zombies waiting for their equally braindead leader to say, "ATTACK!!". Joe just stands up there and mumbles incoherently and you hear= dead silence except for the crickets!! Trump knows pretty much everything that's going on around him, Joey doesn't even know what's going on in his underwear!!

[Grond21]

I never got the chance to go to a Trump rally last time. I would love to.
And yes, I refuse to believe that he legitimately lost. It makes absolutely no logical sense.

[WalnutButter]

@Sixgunsound

A Trump/DeSantis rally would be wild. But I'm not sure that ticket will work.

[FunkyMonkee]

I've always thought they should team up!! Twice as much can get done!! and, while the loony lefties are going after one, the other can continue the work!

[Sixgunsound]

Both of them won't accept the second spot. Type A personalities get a lot done, but working together isn't always one of those things.

[WalnutButter]

@Sixgunsound

Yes, or they could be just playing a game. You have to admit that most of the people in the Republican race don't stand a chance. They're just there to maybe be picked as a VP.

DeSantis could be a vp for four years and then the president for 8 more.

[Sixgunsound]

Or various secretary or other patronage positions.

[WalnutButter]

@Sixgunsound

I'm not smart enough to think of this on my own, but I listen a lot of conservative talk radio. I about fell over laughing when I heard that Mike Pence is getting in the race. Mike won't last for a minute, but at least his name will still be out there.

[FunkyMonkee]

That's what I'm hoping! We'd get 4 more years of good government from Don, then another 8 from Ron then another 8 from Vivek, maybe, by then, there'll be no such thing as a democrat!!

[WalnutButter]

We can only hope.

[Grond21]

Vivek is awesome too. And pence is running?🤣🤣🤣

[Sixgunsound]

@Grond21 I bet he gets more Democrat money than republican🤣

[Grond21]

🤣🤣 I am sure!!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Grond21 Yeah, Mike might as well not even waste his time and money!!

[Grond21]

Or maybe he should waste his time and the rino's money!

[strateguy632]

that was biden strategy it worked but... approval rate dropped to 38% kuz he was awful. even trump would have been better and that says lots

[FunkyMonkee]

No, it doesn't! The whole world (anyone on it with a working brain) KNOWS that Trump was WAAAAAY better!!

[jshm2]

It costs more than 30 million to get into office, dumbass.

[FunkyMonkee]

Is that all?

[exitseven]

if you look at everyone who is running against president trump i think you will fit right in.

[FunkyMonkee]

Thank you!

[Sparkie460]

I'm already president. If I can run a successful business I'm pretty sure I can run the country

[FunkyMonkee]

Good!! Glad to hear it!!

[Iron_Man]

Sounds good please fix the tax inheritance laws

[Iron_Man]

For property taxes

[FunkyMonkee]

You got it!! As soon as I take office!

[Iron_Man]

Cool

[NYCQuestions1976]

Sure why not? I'm a pillar in this community and morale for the masses.

[Pudsmucker]

I think you'd make a great president better than the puppet that's in there now.

[FunkyMonkee]

Thanks!! At least I'd certainly TRY to get shit done!!

[Unknown29]

You actually filing the paperwork?

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh, there's paperwork? Last time I ran, I did no paperwork. I also did no campaigning at all... and I won!!