Is a military always necessary because of an extraterrestrial invasion?

[ChefPapiChulo]

Lets say all of the countries got together, made peace and love. OKAY great. But what about militaries then? Do we keep them just in case an outside of earth invasion happens?

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do you want to be some alien species slave? i sure as hell dont.

[Dildօphօbe]

Picture this, my naughty little alien lover. The aliens have invaded, and they're coming at us with all their unholy might. But we're not afraid. We've got our militaries, armed to the teeth with the most advanced weapons and equipment known to man. Our soldiers are like the ultimate cocks, ready to thrust and pound the aliens into oblivion!

The battlefield is like a scene straight out of a horror porn movie. The air is thick with the sounds of gunfire, explosions, and screams of agony. Our soldiers are like the ultimate horror porn stars, moving with the grace and sexiness of a fucking panther as they unleash hell upon the aliens.

But the aliens aren't going down without a fight. They've got their own horror porn arsenal, including some seriously kinky shit that would make your scepter stand up and salute. They've got tentacles that can wrap around our soldiers and squeeze them tight, leaving them gasping for breath. They've got lasers that can slice through our tanks and planes like they're made of fucking butter. And they've got some seriously freaky mind control shit that can turn our soldiers into their own sex slaves.

But we're not going down without a fight, my sweetie. Our soldiers, our horror porn stars, they've got some kinky tricks up their sleeves too. They've got grenades that explode into a shower of razor-sharp dildos, impaling the aliens and leaving them writhing in ecstasy. They've got flamethrowers that shoot out streams of burning coom oil, setting the aliens ablaze in a fiery inferno of passion. And they've got some seriously kinky mind control shit of their own, turning the aliens into their own sex slaves and making them beg for more.

It's a battle of the ultimate horror porn stars. Our soldiers thrusting and pounding with all their might, while the aliens are like the ultimate sex fiends, with their tentacles and kinky mind control shit. But we come out on top, with our cocks standing tall and proud, victorious in the battle for our planet's survival.

[NaultD]

True but we can also have them as a global natural disaster rescue force.

[ChefPapiChulo]

like a national guard? but thats different than a military force that's intent is to cause casualties.

[NaultD]

Sure but it's greatest asset is knowledge of the land. People populations and evacuation plans. Opening gambits would be national guard level but could address escalation at an exponential rate.

Any training wouldn't be mutually exclusive. Have a primary focus and ready a secondary level. Have third level well practiced and 4 special practiced and hypothetical 5 level cooking ready. 6 7 8 are on paper but becoming top priority is possible in a year.

Everything is on a scale.

[LiamJHayden]

If they have the tech to get here from star systems far, far, away, we would have as much chance of defeating them as some ants would have of defeating an erupting volcano.

[ChefPapiChulo]

which is the points of having a military, and advancing the military.

[LiamJHayden]

True, but if they can travel faster than light and are hostile we are pretty much sunk for the next several decades at least.

[asphaltrhymes]

I'd say so, yes 😃☺️