Anyone else pretend to be poor get out of shit?

[OddBeMe]

Like donating, family everything, lending money to aholes?

Yes all the time

Sometimes

Never

Other

[Anonymous]

To get into college after numerous rejections I pretended to be an impoverished Hispanic immigrant who's religious parents had kicked her out because she's trans. Had to die my hair black and get a fake tan for the interview but I got in.

[exitseven]

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that this is a true story

[OddBeMe]

Well done,

[Apple1996]

"Pretend" more like I'm just actually poor 😂

[OddBeMe]

Ehh it’s all how you act. You can still get the good table and have a man pay your bill without giving him anything.

[exitseven]

I do this a lot. Usually if I am negotiating with somebody and maybe for other reasons

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[CaptainSmartass]

Sometimes. I've even pretended not to speak English before.

Simples...

[OddBeMe]

I’ve tried Klingon on the chicks, -not into it. Just fyi.

[Drewtate]

My girlfriend.

[AngryCarl2]

I don't need to pretend.

[Juxtapose]

No, I just tell people "no."

[Wonderingguyy]

No. Bad karma !