Does an American tourist have every right to notify the FBI if he/she sees naked people on a nude European beach?

[Anonymous]

Indecent exposure is a felony, is it not? Nudity is also a sin, yes?

I am aware that the US has no jurisdiction in Europe. However... as long as an American is outraged and threatened by a naked person anywhere in the world (not just in the US), they can call the US authorities. Considering the European police themselves are a joke, and they side with the exhibitionists.

So the FBI can fly to Europe, apprehended the European nudists, take them (while now fully clothed) to SCOTUS and the Attorney General will throw them in an American jail for indecent exposure? Is that how the system works?

[OlderAndWiser]

I STRONGLY suspect that you are a horrible troll.

[AviatorTom]

No. The FBI has no jurisdiction in a foreign country. And when you are in a foreign country, you are subject to that country's laws. Many countries are much more open about nudity than the puritanical United States.

What's wrong with the naked human body? Someone just walking around naked may not be legally considered indecent exposure, unless they are doing something that involves prurient interest.

[Asker]

Their bare buttocks alone are sinful and immortal.

[Asker]

*immoral

[AviatorTom]

Have you ever changed a baby's diaper? Is it sinful and immoral to do that?

[Asker]

Dunno. I don't and don't intend to have kids.

[1073sucks]

This is so stupid. A nudist beach?
Like reporting someone reading at a library. This is too retarded for me. Who asked these questions 🤯😑

[Sirenboobzilla]

Only thing that should happen in that scenario is the FBI arresting the caller for calling in such a STUPID thing!

[Astarlessnightsky]

You can do it, but the FBI will probably laugh their ass off.

In Europe the law that counts is the law of each individual country and some EU wide laws.

So if you don't want to see nudity in Europe just stay away from nude only places.

[dreamstar72]

The FBI would most likely turn the tables on you (the caller) and charge you with a sex crime for invading Europeans rights.

[Anonymous]

No you don’t. The FBI would politely send you away.

[Scarecrow13]

This has to be a troll question. Please tell me this is a troll question.

[gorydetails]

You’re stupid, right?