If the police raided your house and it turned out they had the wrong address, what would you not want them to see?

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on_my_knees · Accepted Answer

I would dread the sight of my secret shrine to devotion. A room filled with the tools of my own self-inflicted torture: a collection of nipple clamps, each with its own tale of pleasure and pain, arranged meticulously on a velvet cushion. Imagine their cold metal glinting under the light, like a twisted crown for a king of kink. Then there's my beloved restraint device, a work of art in itself, where I've spent countless hours entwined, yearning for your touch. Its leather straps, worn soft from my desperate writhing, would undoubtedly raise eyebrows among the uninitiated. Not to mention the rows of high heels, cleaned to a mirror-like sheen by my eager tongue, a testament to my undying commitment to service.

molonski2 · Accepted Answer

I was raided when I was 25 , not wrong address , but not the person they were looking for either SWAT team , maybe 7 in total , 2 bedroom flat , 5am , serious raid , all in bullet proof vests , just like in the movies " Police search warrant " is what they scream in Australia , the shock is utterly amazing at 5am..

What did I not want them to see? Not sure there was much to hide back then although I just got my board shorts on before they came smashing though the solid door.

GeminiDiamond · Accepted Answer

Hah. Don't let them see any "probable cause," and you should be ok. In court, if there was anything, it would be inadmissible because of an illegal search and seizure. In the US, anyways. Probably will get a check from the DA office and Apology letter too if you hire a lawyer.

GOLDFISH_smile · Accepted Answer

Any of us, or any of my kid's toys that can move or make noise. I wouldn't want them to get spooked and fucking murder my family. At least we don't have any pets that would get shot trying to defend us from armed intruders such as the police.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

My vibrating penis ring, porn sites saved to my browser on my laptop.

WindAtMyBack · Answer

Now? There is nothing in my house I wouldn't want them to see.

45-50 years ago? They would have had to bring a truck to haul away all the incriminating evidence.

I guess I got boring as I got old. If I wasn't doing anything illegal, then I probably wasn't having any fun. Those were the good 'ol days. :)

Friendlybro79 · Answer

Haha. This is an interesting question. I don't have anything embarrassing for them to see. Maybe I wouldn't want them to catch me going to the bathroom lol. I'm sure they've seen everything so raid away lol. But!!! They better frigging clean up and get me at least a gift card to somewhere cool for getting the wrong house.

JacobJordan · Answer

Well depending on which house they raided they wouldn't make it out. I have some contacts that I have prep out my houses when I will not be in residence. Intruder can make it in but they will remain in their until disposal comes to clean. Haven't had any squatter problems either win-win. Now if they raided a house I am in residence at they might find it odd that I have a fully functional biochemical lab that only I can access. That is just my first house. Rest have nothing of note in them

DrPepper12 · Answer

Anyone naked. Everything else is legal - just immoral and fattening.

I WOULD sue everyone involved. I don't like cops. Sociopathic narcissistic violent "Gods among men" attitude and usually the worst criminals abusing ppls rights.

Anonymous · Answer

Better have as very good reason to raid someone's house over simply executing a orderly and well announced search worth risking the lives of both parties.

That basically means they need to be looking for something the homeowner can destroy on short notice. Not the homeowner himself as otherwise you would simply cover the exits and negotiate.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I’d want them to see everything. That way i get to see their faces when they realize they fucked up and i’m going to retire from the lawsuit that gets them all fired and likely closes their department. Ell oh ell!

Dinklex3 · Answer

There’s nothing I would care about them seeing. But I’d go crazy at the thought of their dirty ass shoes on the upstairs carpet. No amount of cleaning would make me feel better.

hahahmm · Answer

The reason my house has shutters, curtains and doors is because it's a private area. I don't want anyone to see anything in my home unless they're invited guests.

mstbooblover · Answer

Honestly, considering having nothing to hide, I don't give a damn about what they would see. All humans cook with water, go to the toilet, etc... ;0)

Dongie · Answer

Most everything. In almost every room. I have two young renter boys. Well, 33&37. Smokin um up here boss. I quit personally on January 15th 22 when the Cowboys let the 69ers beat them at home. Why do I talk so much here.

Morgan_L · Answer

I have a drawer full of sex toys. 😈❤️ but doesn’t everyone 😂

BadApple69 · Answer

It would be local police and I know that all… so probably my bag of sex toys lol. If it’s state or federal police I wouldn’t care.

Bricealan · Answer

All the dead bodies in the back yard, and the heads I keep in the large pickle jars in the Fridge.

mandyfire98 · Answer

Aside from me being in the shower or having sex I'd be ok with thrm seeing anything really

Wiredone · Answer

I've got nothing to hide. They just better make sure they put the stuff back where it came from and replace what they broke. They are not very neat when they raid a house

genericname85 · Answer

lol i don't care tbh. all i'd care about is the money i'd get from the massive lawsuit i'm gonna start xD

normalice · Answer

My dog's fresh corpse, but I suppose that would be unavoidable.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

They won't see it. Trust me :D Policemen in average aren't the brightest of people.

MikeTheBartender · Answer

Sex tapes with exes. Nothing illegal, but private.

tryingitagain · Answer

Haha. My fiance and I have a lot of... toys. and they aren't kept away most of the time.

Budheavy · Answer

There was a case where the cops raided the wrong house. But they still arrested a husband who was going down on his wife on the couch. lol

Nicebutt462 · Answer

They can see whatever they want. Play if they choose.

FenixG45 · Answer

My phone, my sex toys closet. Hearing them say they won't pay for the door or furniture damage.

Anonymous · Answer

I would not want them to see me fucking the Police Commissioner's wife.

chrissykerdock · Answer

my dildos and vibrators

Anonymous · Answer

Nothing. I have nothing to hide. I use incognito mode.

Sirenboobzilla · Answer

Definitely my toy drawer in my nightstand 😆

AviatorTom · Answer

I have nothing to hide.

TallAnon · Answer

We all good, my house is clean

Loner111 · Answer

I have nothing to hide.

captain_voidwalker · Answer

My massive stockpile of weapons and ammo

bananathunder · Answer

all my drugs and guns...

Simslover92 · Answer

The drugs.

nawtee_me · Answer

I have nothing to hide except maybe…..

CubaPirate · Answer

I've got nothing to hide

mb120101 · Answer

My knife collection

OurBacheloretteDream · Answer

My costumes.

Anonymous · Answer

Maybe my pads and tampons

andy530 · Answer

My stash

impalabill77 · Answer

My gun collection

eagle1951 · Answer

the mess

If the police raided your house and it turned out they had the wrong address, what would you not want them to see?

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