If mermaids live in the sea & have no concept at all of the laws of our civilizations, why do they always feel the need to cover their nipples?

[FunkyMonkee]

[exitseven]

@FunkyMonkee You have entirely too much time on your hands.😊😊😊😊

[FunkyMonkee]

If only I could get my drums up here!!

[exitseven]

hahahhaha

[Anonymous]

i don't think they do. it depends on which culture of people are telling the tale of the mermaid. In many stories, they're still completely topless.

[Grond21]

It's not that they feel the need to cover them up, it's that starfish have their mouths in the center of their bodies...

[Caroline91]

That is soooo funny lololol

[Grond21]

When I first heard that I laughed and laughed

[Caroline91]

Well, Dude, I'm STILL laughing!!

[Caroline91]

Still laughing... still laughing... still...

[Grond21]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Those are some smart mermaids

[Caroline91]

You gotta stop! Laughing again...

[Grond21]

It's a party under the sea...

[Caroline91]

And very happy starfish!

[Grond21]

Maybe that's why their voices are high pitched. But hey, at least it's a good thing that everything is wet under the water...

[Caroline91]

I'm nor touching that one! In fact, I think I better leave the party before things get outta hand... Whoops, not much I can say that can't be taken the wrong way on this one... so for once, I'm gonna just be quiet!! lol

[Caroline91]

Taking my toys and goin' home... Whoops! That doesn't work either...

[Grond21]

Lol, well it has been fun Caroline.

... you'll never see the movie the same way again😂

[Grond21]

Buhahaha! Got any starfish toys?

[Caroline91]

Never intend to watch it again!! Byeeee

[Grond21]

Have fun! 😉

[Caroline91]

That's for me to know and you to never find out. Buhaha right back atcha!!

[Grond21]

Haha, fair enough.

[FunkyMonkee]

And, that's why they can go strapless!
Do they have to pay the starfish or are they just REALLY happy to do it?

[Caroline91]

No tan lines is a plus. I think the starfish are providing a free service, Funkster.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 Do they get to drink as much milk as they can suck out?

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee you’d have to ask the starfish lol

[FunkyMonkee]

@Caroline91 I don't think they'd wanna talk with their mouths full. Neither would I, if my mouth was also full of nipples.

[Caroline91]

@FunkyMonkee Either that or they're just very polite star fish.

[Caroline91]

To keep the sharks away!

[FunkyMonkee]

https://youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI?si=JiJc81cyNHLbdvPm

[Caroline91]

Lucky for mermaids that Land Sharks can't swim!!

[FunkyMonkee]

And mermaids can't walk.

[Caroline91]

That’s right @FunkyMonkee, so they won’t be chasing you around places like I do…. unless I chase you off the end of the pier. Hmmm… here Funky, here Funky…. i have a rooot beeeer floooat for you, double ice cream….

[FunkyMonkee]

Ooo!! I can smell it from here!! I'll be right over!!

[Caroline91]

Hehehe...

[Dongie]

To keep the wolves away.

[FunkyMonkee]

Like the ones on Hollywood & Vine that go, "HOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLD IS SHE?"

[Charliefretz329]

They always let em hang out. The movies are lies…

[Jennz6]

Nope

[FunkyMonkee]

Nope what?

[Jennz6]

Nope they don’t have to cover their nipples

[FunkyMonkee]

But, they do! They either wear clam shells or starfish.