Guys, Will you use this meme?

[Songdreamer]

The Unwritten Rules of a Wife's Domain:

No Wiping Hands on the Decorative Towels:
They’re not for you; they’re for the vibe.

Throw Pillows Are for Display, Not Use:
If you dare touch them, be prepared to fluff and re-arrange.

Coasters Are Mandatory:
Unless you want to face the wrath of water-ring rage.

The Fancy Soap Is Not for Hands:
It's for guests or display purposes only. Your hands? Use regular soap.

The Footstool Is for Show, Not for Feet:
The feet belong on the floor, not on my curated decor.

No Eating in the Fancy Living Room:
Snacks belong in the kitchen, dining room, or anywhere crumbs can be controlled.

Shoes Must Come Off at the Door:
Bonus rule: the shoe rack must look Instagram-ready at all times.

The Bed Must Be Made Every Morning:
Even if it’s getting unmade later, order must reign.

Don’t Use the Good China for Everyday Meals:
Unless you’re hosting royalty, stick to the regular plates.

Candles Are for Decoration, Not Burning:
Lighting them would ruin their perfect, unused aesthetic.

Don’t Touch the Thermostat Without Permission:
The optimal temperature is sacred knowledge, known only to her.

No, Sitting on the Edge of the Couch:
You’ll ruin the cushions. Sit properly or not at all.

The Laundry Must Be Sorted by Color and Material:
Washing whites with colors is a crime against humanity.

Don’t Use the Good Scissors for Anything Other than Fabric:
Cutting paper with these is punishable by banishment.

Pantry Labels Are Law:
Don’t even think about putting the rice in the pasta jar.

The Fridge Must Be Instagram-Worthy:
Leftovers go in matching containers; labels are optional but encouraged.

The Bathroom Mirror Must Be Smudge-Free:
No fingerprints, water spots, or toothpaste splatter allowed.

Leave the Toilet Lid Down:
Because of feng shui, aesthetics, or just basic decency.

No Stacking Random Papers on the Counter:
Counters are for decoration, not clutter.

Everything Must Have a Place:
And if it doesn’t, we’ll spend hours finding one.

[RavVid]

I think the toilet lid is core. As soon as you start putting it down all the rest follows.

If you have two toilets you can compromise on one down but not both.

[SolitarySolace]

One of the many reasons why I don’t plan to ever get married and cohabitate with a woman. Women take over everything without a care in the world for her husband

[exitseven]

Yes, my wife has a fancy tissue dispenser in our downstairs bathroom that I am not allowed to use. I I have to keep a full box of tissues in the cabinet.

[Astarlessnightsky]

No. This seems to be more of a " your personal issue" meme.