Would You Attempt To Take This Quantity Of Money Out Of A Live Alligator's Mouth?

[Physics-Man]

Yes

No

[Jersey2]

Yes. A stick and some aggressiveness will do it. Just north of New Orleans I looked at a big momma gators eggs and nest, she was 10 feet away, unhappy. I knew I just had to beat my guide to the air boat which I figured I could. He would be the one to get bit :D I told him that later but tipped him well. Heh

[AviatorTom]

That's the gator's retirement nest egg. Let him keep it.

[AviatorTom]

Thanks for MHO

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Depends on what rules and limitations are in place in regards to trying

[purplepoppy]

I'd just offer him a fish in exchange.

[NathanDavis]

for the fun of it, yes...

it doesn't look like a big one at all

[NoDecision]

It said in a live alligator's mouth. It didn't say which one, or how hungry it is.

[NathanDavis]

@NoDecision which means... I could go with an even smaller one

and statistically speaking... the bigger and much more dangerous ones are the less

so, I still like my odds

[NoDecision]

They can strike in an instant. Your odds are going down.

[NathanDavis]

@NoDecision yes, they can... but only from certain angles, lol

if you make them strike from a fairly safe distance, then will drop the money too

[lightbulb27]

yes, put him in a back hold and wrap legs, wrap jaws, tickle him under the arm pit a bit for good measure... pry jaw open and take money.

trouble is that's income reportable as cash and after taxes, not worth it.

[OneViewpoint]

It's cash. From an alligator. He's not gonna rat you out. No way for the IRS to track it. That's mattress money.

[RandomUser1000]

Maybe if I can distract the alligator somehow. Get it away from the money.

I don't think I would try to take the money directly from the alligators mouth.

[OneViewpoint]

Why not?

[RandomUser1000]

@OneViewpoint
I don't think death by alligator would be quick and painless.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yep if you tap the snout of the gator it usually opens its mouth, if I improvise by touching it with some steak maybe it will assure it opens its mouth and it won't even fight for the money 😂

[NoDecision]

@ChicoFromThe305 Or maybe it will munch on your hand instead..

[ChicoFromThe305]

Nah I'm from Florida, gators don't friendly fire😎

[OneViewpoint]

Sure. Does it matter if the alligator is alive when I’m done?

[Miristheiss]

Probably, that is a very small gator, still a relative baby.

[Bricealan]

@Physics-Man Only after putting a butcher knife through his skull.

[DrPepper12]

Hell yes! He's a little fucker (using the bills for sizing!!)

[Bklynbadboy12]

It take my gun shoot him now I'd have a pocket full of cash and a gator tail for dinner

[NaultD]

Don't need all my fingers on my left hand.

[Anonymous]

Damn right! For one thing, that's just a baby.

[Anonymous]

Yes I would, that alligator doesn't look so big.

[Kelly6]

$10k- $20k

no too less for the risk

[DryGermanGuy]

Yeah, he is a tiny one anyway. 🙂

[Dargil]

After I shot it, yes I would.

[exitseven]

Yes, I would shoot him in the head first.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I like my hands !!!

[blackeagle007]

Huge majority YES. lol. We are in ❤️ with cash